[I NEED U - Exchanged Parts Ver.] When nature calls BTS, but the bathroom is....

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Tone: I Need U

Scenario: BTS Needs to Poop but the bathroom is locked

Genre: FUNNY

*enjoy thhe bgm for your parody at themedia *

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JH & SG:
Locked (bathroom)
Locked (bathroom)
Locked (bathroom)
Bathroom is locked
(Repeat)

JN:
I ate so many mashed potatoes
And a bunch of hot burritos
And then I'm full..
I fart so loud..
Oh shit I need to use the bathroom!

JM:
So I ran to the bathroom
I hold the knob, but failed to turned
I tried to knock so many times but no one's answering--AAAISSHH!!
There's the 6 of them I'm like WATDAFUQ!?

JH:
We did everything, everything, everything
Why is the bathroom locked!
Mianhe (Was it you?)
Saranghe (OH FUCK YOU!)
It was me... (shit...)

SG:
I need to POOP!
Wae..
Burritos are amazing
And the mashed potatoes too!

I need to POOP!
I..
Drank the milk in the fridge
But dafuq! it was expired!

I need to POOP!
(my tummy's rumbling)

I need to POOP!
(i'm farting loud)

I need to POOP!
(WE NEED TO POOP)

I need to POOP!
(Where's the bathroom key!)

/BTS searching & screaming while holding their butts/

JK:
We search all over the house
Oh where the fuck's the bathroom key
We went up and down
But Failed to see the fucking key..
We interrogate Taehyung
He said the key's inside
Oh fucking shit what should we do the keys inside it's impossible
To get inside (Taehyung whathefuck)
What should we do now (Break the fucking door)
Finally they need my help and it's the first time I'm so happy but when I break the door
Namjoon break his hands instead

JH:
My tummy's giving up
I'm getting goose bumps
And I really need to let it all out
But the bathroom is locked
Oh shit and what the fuck
I shouldn't have eat too much cheese

RM:
I need to POOP!
Wae..
Burritos are amazing
And the mashed potatoes too!

I need to POOP!
I..

SG:
Drank the milk in the fridge
But dafuq! it was expired!!!!

I need to POOP!
(my tummy's rumbling)

I need to POOP!
(i'm farting loud)

I need to POOP!
(WE NEED TO POOP)

I need to POOP!
(Where's the bathroom key!)

RM:
Guys, listen up listen up
Can we break that fucking door?

JH:
UHHHH, what the fuck what the fuck
LOOK YOU JUST MADE ME SWEAR SOME WORDS OHH!!!

SG:
KOOKIE WHAT'S IN YOUR POCKET!?
COME HERE! OH SHIT! IT'S THAT FUCKING KEY!!
Jungkook we're going to kill you, ooooooooohhhhhh!!

I NEED TO POOP!
Wae!
The bathroom's now open!
And I need to use it first!

I NEED TO POOP!
Wae!
I really need to use it first!
Promise I will be quick!

I NEED TO POOP!
It's coming out!

I NEED TO POOP!
It's FUCKING OUT!-----

/it just ends there. xD/

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The Jimin GIF in the media is me, since I can't tag the requestor, WrldMss..

Uhh.. Wait.. WHO KNOWS WHO's WRLDMSS NEW USERNAME NOW??

can someone tell me?

I NEED HER NAME! WAE.. okay ill stop.

She's the one who requested this and I can't tag her since she changed her UN..

WRLDMSS.. Please tell me who you are now ^^ Thanks ♥

Hope y'all like it xD

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