Genre: comedy, family
Situation: BTS as Family; Jin as Mom. RM as dad and others as their kids
/BGM AT THE MEDIA GUYSEU~/
• • •
RM: /who's talking to somebody's door/
All the underDads in the world
A day will come, and time for school
And now it's morning, I'll wake them up
"WAKE. UP. SU. GA!"
/knocking at Suga's room/
SG: /inside his room in a human borrito/
NO. NOT TODAY!
I don't care about that fucking school
But, no, not today!
Not gonna go out there and meet some shit
No no not today
So what if I'm the eldest son gonna be the MODEL
No no, not today.
No Dad no, NOT TODAY!
RM:
Add your milk money with EXTRA
So you could date with your girl~
All you have to do is to get ready
And get ready for school~
/Suga opens the door and smiles at RM/
You shit head, you fell from my dad trap
It works everytime, with you little crap
Go and get bath already!
Oh yeah! Next is Hobi---
/RM will wake Hobi next/
JK:
Gonna update my shit on twitter,
"Today I will survive."
Act nice on this brother
I tweet "Hope he will die." *with photo of him and Jimin*
JM:
I love you my little coco..
Hey what's this you tweet on twitter?
JH:
HEY! KOOKIE RESPECT YOUR BROTHAH!
JK:
NOT NOT TODAY!
NOT NOT TODAY!
JH: /waiting for Suga in the bathroom/
Hey hyung your time's up
So late, that you'd wake up
Gonna be putting my make up!
REALLY. HATE. THIS. BROTHER!
JK:
Give me my phone, you shit, getting jjeoro (sick)
JM:
NOT NOT TODAY! :D
JK:
I'm gonna call mom, gimme back my phone
JM:
NOT NOT TODAY! :D
JK:
HEY!
JM:
NOT NOT TODAY!
JK:
HEY!!
JM:
NOT NOT TODAY!
JH: /still waiting outside/
SO DONE WITH YOU SUGA!
*Suga fell asleep inside the bathroom*
RM: /in the kitchen trying to be a cook/
Too hot, yes, I'm sweating
Too hot, I'm onion chopping
Too high, the fire and rice burnt
Too high, kitchen is not for me!
JH:
HEY DAD WHY ARE YOU THE ONE COOKING
WHERE'S MOM OR YOU'LL BURN THE KITCHEN!?
WHAT YOU SAY YEAH NOT TODAY YEAH
JUST GO AND FIND MOM, I'LL PREPARE HERE
/while slowly pushing Namjoon away from the kitchen/
JK: /being fed by V in a high chair/
Hey hyung, I'm not a baby~
V:
I'll feed you with my love
JK:
PLEASE STOP THIS SO EMBARRASSING!
V: /holding a spoon with food in it/
Kookie here comes the plane~
JM:
OH GOD! You two were so cute
Gonna whip out my camera~
JK:
JIMIN! WAIT! I'M JOINING!
JK: /struggling to get away but too late/
NO NOT TODAY!
NOT NOT TODAY!
JH:
HEY I'M GONNA PUT MY HANDS UP!
HEY TAE PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
HEY JIMIN PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
Where the hell is Kookie?
JK:
I'm gonna leave you shit, getting jjeoro (sick)
All:
NOT NOT TODAY!
JK:
NOBODY CAN STOP ME, I'M OLD ENOUGH
Jin:
NO NOT TODAY (HEY!)
NOT NOT TODAY! (HEY!)
NOT NOT TODAY! (HEY!)
JH:
MOM JUST GOT JUNGKOOKIE!
Bridge:
V:
Mama's up! Mama's out!
OH GOD SHE LOOKED PISSED. SHE GOT LIL BROTHER
FREAKING OUT FREAKING OUT!
JM:
You know what would happen if she wakes up like this
JM:
JIMIN OUT! (Jimin out!)
V:
TAE TAE OUT! (Tae Tae out!)
JN:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?
JK:
MOM THEY HURT ME!
SAID, YOU'RE UGLY !!
JN:
YOU'RE ALL GROUNDED OHHH!!!
JH, JK, V, JM:
(NOT NOT TODAY!)2x
RM:
HEY SUGA! I SAID WAKE UP!
DID YOU FELL ASLEEP WAKE UP!
OR THIS DOOR GONNA BREAK UP!
JH:
READY! SET! AND FIRE!
JK:
Mom is so mad, you two were so grounded
JM & V:
NOT NOT TODAY!
JK:
MOMMY IS MAD, CAUSE YOU CALLED HER UGLY
JM & V:
DAFUQ KOOKIE!? (HA!)
DAFUQ KOOKIE!? (HA!)
WHY WHY KOOKIE!? (HA!)
SO MEAN KOOKIE!?!!
SG: /who just woke up and came out from the bathroom & whips out gun/
Oh shit why so noisy!?
/shoots above that shooks anyone/
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