KPOP SONG PARODIES

[SHAPE OF YOU] When Bias fell inlove with a Potato

Genre: Romantic (char lang. Dunno if this is romantic. or fluff. Dunno but for me, I'll call it romantic. Although A/n's not a romantic shit head. I cri)

Singer: Bias

Dedicated to: Reader

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The boys were calling me gay because I never fell in love, so what, YOLO!
I and my boys were chatting in our group chat and teased me, I left so low.
Went to the children's playground, this swing so rusty,  and trust me, it needed some oil.
I put my hands up! As I swinging this swing
Then it broke, I hit the ground
Rubbing my butt like

Ref:
"Boy you know you're not allowed
You know you're heavy, you think you're still a baby?
Come on now and hold my hand."
I reached up to her, and she pulled me.

Sayin,
"Boy, let's not talk too much...
Grab on to me, coz you got a bleeding knee."

MY FUCK! A BLEEDING KNEE!
PLEASE HELP, DON'T LEAVE ME.
MM--MMM... *faints*

Cho:
I'm in love with a POTATO.
She's a small and a strong combo.
Although my heart is falling too
I'm inlove with somebody.
Last night I sneaked out my room
Just to see this Potato.

[Leader ] "Bro get your fucking ass back here right now..."

I'm inlove with somebody

([Members] OH AH OH AH OH AH OH AH

I'm with somebody)3x

Bro I really need to see this girl I knew
I'm in love with somebody.

II.
One week and then the stalking begin
It's been a week and it's going great.
Really made me happy, as I wait on her gate
Behind the bush, watched her walk straight.
Mmmmm..

Thinking like HOURS and HOURS
I even peed in the showers
My group still thinks I am gay
I said, "SHUT UP AND WATCH ME"
I grab my car keys, my hyung held me to stay.
Spitting fire like...

Ref 2:
[Leader]
"Dude you know, this is enough
She don't deserve somebody like you, you see...
Come on now follow my lead.
Look at her picture, why can't you see???"

I say, "HYUNG! Don't be judgemental.
You're just jealous and discouraging me.
Go on now and just leave me.
I love my Potato baby. MmMm..

Cho 2:
[Members]
He's inlove with his potato.
Is he cursed or just pabo?
Although his heart is falling too.
He's inlove with nobody.

Last night in our practice room
He's all eyes smiling at his phone
"Bro get your fucking ass back here right now..."

He's inlove with nobody---

[Bias] (OH I OH I OH I'm in love with somebody)3x

Hope I'd meet again this girl that I just knew
Hope she says that she likes me too

Bridge:

(Come on be my baby, !)7x

Come out my baby come on!

Cho 3:
[Y/n singing]
I'm inlove with this shit head too
Both you're handsome and pabo
You're too much for me, my boo
But I'm inlove with you baby...

Last night saw you in my room 
And you know I almost kill you
Good thing I realized that it was you.
But you're like a somebody~

[Bias] Come on be my baby c'mon 2x
[Y/n] Don't you know that was crazy?

[Bias] Come on be my baby c'mon 2x

[Y/n] But I am a nobody~

[Bias] Come on be my baby c'mon 2x

[Y/n] I'm in love with you baby~

[Bias]

l will love you every day like it was brand new
I'm in love with my Potato~

[kissed Y/n]