[WAR OF HORMONES] Yoongi looks like---

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Tone: War of Hormones

Situation: BTS singing about their reaction the time they recognized Suga looked like CL

Genre: Funny

BGM at the media

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CL looks like Yoongi
Look, look, looks like Min Yoongi

2ne1's CL looks like Min Yoongi

Look, look, looks I'm getting hormones)2x

Ah....ah yeah

Oh My Gooooood

RM:
One day when I'm out to buy some glue
I'm with Yoongi, and Jin and the boys too
My foot got itchy, itchy
I crouched to reach it, reach it
So I was left alone so I screamed, "HEY JINNY JINNY~"
Until I found this girl who's walking across me
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" I screamed internally
She looks like Yoongi.
She's the female Suga.
Got mesmerized she's like Yoong Yoong Yoong.

JK:
I turn around to Namjoon Hyung because his voice is scarily loud
But my eyes got caught to this hot chick that I saw in the crowd
I'm like, "She looks like Yoongi? She looks like--HYUNG LOOK AT THAT HOT CHICK WHO'S WALKING AHEAD~"
I whistled so loud to get her attention,
She looks at me but damn she glared sharply
She's a bad female, so I like bad girl
But Seokjin hyung tag my ear for flirting with her.

V:
HELLO HELLO!
HELLO HELLO!
Guys she looks Min Yoongi~
HELLO HELLO!
HELLO HELLO!
She's already glaring at me.

JK:
I guess this will be like a trouble, trouble
We finally saw Yoongi's double double

JM:
Did you guys said YOONGI'S GIRL VERSION
Oh god this is a fckng miracle~

Jimin, will you SHUT UP~
V: (SO PABO YAH, SO PABO YAH)

Girlfriend is so WANTED~
JN:(STOP KOOKIE YAH STOP KOOKIE YAH)

The girl's looking at this way
She might notice the maknae.
She looks like Suga.
Is she his sister.
They got swaeg of a rapper rapper.

Nah nah nah nah nah

Hyung look at her now,
She's raising her brow.

Nah nah nah nah nah

We finally saw Yoongi's double double

Nah nah nah nah nah

She's walking this way,
QUICK! act normal.

Nah nah nah nah nah

Taehyung shut up, you're not normal, normal!

SG:
You know who's that fucking chick
Where you guys points your dick
The girl who's coming here is CL my noona
Thanks Kookie, she saw me And she's looking at me
Oh shoot I don't know what to do fucking right now
Can we just turn our backs. and walk away
I don't wanna see her or any family member
Good thing she's not with Woozi or Zico, and she's alone
So can we now turn our backs and start running away!!

JH:
Holy shit holy crap, holy horse, unicorn
Did you just said that girl was your sister (Shit)
I gonna have to admit bro, she's so hot and a 10, but she looks like you,
To me, she's a Queen
But you, I would rather LET YOU GO!
She's the Baddest Female that I met in my life
She's making Hobi hot, but NOTE, she looks like HYUNG!

JN:
HELLO HELLO!
HELLO HELLO!
Tell me what's her name right now
HELLO HELLO!
HELLO HELLO!
I'm Kim Seokjin imnida..

JK:
So she's Min Yoongi's sister, sister
We didn't know she's hotter, hotter

JM:
FUCK SHE'S REALLY LOOKS LIKE HIM
Oh god this is a fckng miracle~

Jimin, PLEASE JUST SHUT UP~
V: (SO PABO YAH, SO PABO YAH)
KOOKIE NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND~
JN: (You're grounded Yah, you're grounded yah)

Hyung I'm not a baby
She notice the G maknae.
She looks like Suga.
And she's his sister.
They got the genes of a gangster rapper.

[She looks like Yoongi (damn right she like Yoongi)

She looks like Yoongi (she's really like Yoongi)

She looks like Yoongi (damn right she like Yoongi)

Carbon copy of Yoongi (Carbon copy of Yoongi) ] 2x

JM:
AH HA!
AH HA!
AH AH AH AHHHHHH~

Yoongi she looks like you!
V: (Girl version YAH, Girl version YAH)
Girlfriend is so WANTED~
JN: (STOP KOOKIE YAH STOP KOOKIE YAH)

JK: 
Do you know I like bad girls
She's the type that quench my thirst

V: 
Kookie you're too young
Stop talking nonsense
Yoongi was so close to killing you now

Nah nah nah nah nah

JK: Hyung introduce us to, CL noona.

Nah nah nah nah nah

JK: She's Yoongi's female version version

Nah nah nah nah nah

Jimin: Don't worry yoongi, you're the one that I'm choosing~

Nah nah nah nah nah

CL noona looks like Suga, Suga.

/CL comes in and drags Yoongi by the ear/

CL: SO THERE YOU ARE!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE! LOOK WHAT WOOZI DONE! I TOLD YOU WOOZI ONLY LISTENS TO YOU! NOW HE JUST KILLED HIS BABY SITTER THAT YOU--

SG: I FUCKING LEFT A NOTE THAT WE'RE MAKING AN MV!!! BESIDES! I paid Mingyu our neighbor to babysit woozi for 3 dollahs

CL: STFU!!!  HE KILLED HIM!

SG: ..

BTS: .. bye bro.

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