TF2 x Reader

🧠Smartass (RED Medic x Smart!Reader)🧠

Requested by Angela_Shiroe

"So you see Josef, this formula will definantly work WAY better than yours because it's simple yet effective."

"Nein! Vhat jou call simple I call lazy! If jou have more vork und more to show for, it vill turn out to be better in zhe long run!"

Scout and Heavy were leaning in the doorway, watching the German doctor and the (H/L), (H/C) female mercenary fight over math formulas. Out of all the things they fight about...it had to be math.

"Yo, ugh Heavy. I ain't no math wiz or whateva but doesn't this seem a little bit ugh...stupid to ya? (Y/N) and Medic have been fightin over formulas for da past hour."

"Mhm. Doctor and leetle girl seem to be acting the strange."

The two mercenaries just shrugged their shoulders and left Medic and (Y/N) alone to their endless bickering.

Meanwhile, you and Medic just couldn't come to a natural agreement which made you both very aggravated and on edge with each other. You knew that you were smarter than him yet he doubted your skills! He thought you were being silly and overthinking things but it was him that was overreacting!

'I'll show him who's smarter...just you wait.'

An evil grin stretched upon your lips as you mentally rubbed your (S/C) hands together in a very villian like fashion. He wanted a war? Well now he was going to get one. Joseph liked to or seem to be the smartest out of the group in his field, it must have been a man complex of some sort, and you as a woman wanted to prove that girls could be just as smart, just as cunning, and just as strong. But you were not going to play the same game he was, oh no. You had something better up your sleeve. But you needed help, and you knew just the person who could provide you that assistance.

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"And you're sure this will work (Y/N)?"

"Trust me Ms. Pauling, Joseph thinks he can outsmart me but I have a game that I know for sure he cannot beat me in. This will be one problem he won't know how to solve. How do I look?"

"Almost done. Aaaaaaaand, finished. I still can't believe this is how your going to get back at him. But I will admit it will be very amusing."

You only grinned in response as Ms. Pauling finished putting your (H/L), (H/C) hair into a neat high bun (if its short it was just slightly curled at the ends), and applied a last touch of (F/C) lipstick on your (L/S) lips then smiled and gave you a thumbs up. You returned the gesture then looked at yourself in the mirror. You had light makeup on your face, a nice clean dress shirt on with a black vest, a matching black pencil skirt, and black heels. To give you a bit of sparkle Pauling let you borrow her pearl earrings and matching necklace set.

It was show time.

Ms. Pauling dropped you off at the front of the base and gave you a nod of her head for good luck then drove off back to headquarters as you puffed out your chest in pride and walked into the bulding. When you walked inside all the men, minus Medi, were all sitting around a large poker table by the fireplace playing Black Jack with Scout loosing by a long shot to Spy and Sniper while Pyro made a house with his cards, not really playing the game. Engineer, Demoman, and Heavy kept their cards close to their chests to prevent any cheaters from peeking at their decks, Demoman tried to sneek a peek at Heavy's but one eye only got him so far poor lad. Soldier screamed that a communist was cheating and began pointing fingers at everyone near him.

You walked passed the table and Spy lifted his eyes in amusement as a grin stretched on his lips, the other men were confused why the Frenchman wore such a sleazy look on his face until they all turned to see what he was looking at. You. All the guys either whistled or laughed, some even clapping. They all knew about you and Medics quarles and now they were going to finally know that things were going to end.

"Damn doll lookin' fiiiine! Go get em!"

"You got this sugarcube, knock em dead darlin!"

"Heavy has faith in leetle girl."

"Go lassy give em the good stuff hahaha!"

"Good luck to you mon cher~"

"Hudda Hudda!!"

"I salute you soldier! Fight for your country!"

"Ruffel those feathers of his sheila! You sly dingo!"

You gave all the men a brave nod of yout head then took a deep breath and off you went to confront Medic in the medical wing. Time to show him just how smart you really were. You pushed the large white doors open and stood there as Medic had his back to you working on something with his trusted dove Archamedies perched on his shoulder. You grinned then smoothly walked your way over, your hheels clicking against the floor. Medic heard your footsteps and grinned while grabbing a rag to clean his bloodied hands off, expecting you to bed for mercy or admit he was the smart one.

"Vell Vell Vell, look vho came crawling back to me, ready to admit zhat I am zhe smartezt vone here frau?-"

When he turned to speak to you his blue eyes widened and his jaw almost hit the floor. You stood there with your arms crossed and with a seductive smile on your glossed lips. You moved some loose (H/C) strands from your face before slowly approaching him with your eyebrow raised in amusement by his bewildered expression. You then snapped your fingers in his face to wake him up from his daydream.

"Hellooooo, earth to Joseph~ You awake there smarty pants? Its rude to doze off during a lecture~"

"V-Vas?! (Y/N)?! V-Vhy are jou dressed like zhat? I mean! It's not zhat I- Vait. Oh nein nein nein I see vhat jou are trying to do und it vill not vork! Lizten here-"

Before he could finish you grabbed his red tie them pulled him towards you, your lips crashing against one anothers as you locked your lips onto his. Medics eyes widened as he placed his hands behind himto support himself from the surprise kiss. His mind was swimming with confused thoughts and feelings and he was going to kiss back when you pulled away grinning like the Cheshire cat, luring little Alice away.

"Shut up and let the teacher teach you smartass~"