TF2 x Reader

🚗Road Trip (CBS x Reader)🚗

(More content of CBS was actually requested by a lot of you so I can't name them all LMAO! 😂 Hope you enjoy! There is an easter egg in this episode to ;333)

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"Christiannnnnnnnnnn come onnnnnnnnn!"

"(Y/N) for tha last toim...I ain't gonna drive ya all the way around who tha hell knows where doin who tha hell knows what!"

"Why?! We could stumble upon cute little shops along the way or get some beer at a bar somewhere, you never know where the road will take us! Pretty pretty please??"

Currently you and CBS were trying to think of ways to spend your summer vacation and your suggestion was an endless road trip but CBS, as usual, was stubborn as a bull and he refused to be your chauffeur for the whole thing. You offered to drive but this tsundere could never make up his mind and refused your offer as well.

A small pout formed on your lips as you sighed loudly and plopped your face right into his lap while mummbling loudly to yourself. CBS felt his cheeks darken a bit while he glared down at your (B/S) form and rolled his ruby eyes.

"You really are gonna pout about this until I say yes aren't ya sheila?"

"..."

"Oh what? Too good to talk to me now?"

"..."

"...If I do this stupid road trip with ya, will ya please start talkin to me again?"

Almost immediately you lifted your face up from off his legs and nodded vigorously and before he could even respond you jumped up to the floor and began packing your bag immediately. All the while CBS shook his head and placed his hat over his eyes, a nap sounded good right about now.

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Thankfully his camper was just big enough for the two of you to ride in so the road trip wasn't too unbearable. You had the biggest smile on your face with CBS having his usual grumpy and pissed off expression that pretty much made everyone on the road stay as far away from the camper as possible.

He usually liked to have a plan when going somewhere, he picked it up from Spy though he would never admit it, so going on this road trip made him sorta fidgety in his seat. You noticed he tapped his gloved fingers on the steering wheel a lot and would constantly glance at all his mirrors as if he was being watched or followed.

You felt pity for the guy and suddenly you had an idea while grinning widely to yourself and quickly rummaged around in the glove compartment catching your boyfriend's attention.

"(Y/N) wot the hell are ya doin rummagin around through moi things?"

"If I told you then it would ruin the moment! Besides I think it will help you relax and actually enjoy our vacation a little bit better."

"Hey! I am enjoyin it!"

You turned to give CBS a blank yet all knowing stare as he growled and sharply looked away from you and back onto the road grumbling under his breath.

Eventually you found what you were looking for and smiled in victory. It was a large leather case of CDs that he had buried underneath all this empty cigarette boxes and vehicle manual's.

You unzipped the case and started to flip through the plastic pages for anything that looked remotely relaxing but mostly all of the selections were hard rock and roll or in some instances heavy metal. It made you chuckle a bit and smile, typical CBS.

You decided to settle on a Nickleback CD and popped it into the player as you started to pick the song you wanted to play first. You hardly had anytime to think of one when rock music automatically began blaring from the speakers nearly making you jump out of your seat and through the roof. It was a surprise that CBS didn't even flinch and instead turned to glance at you with a slighty amused look on his face.

"Scared of a little volume sheila~"

"No!! But damn Christain do you have to have it so loud?!"

"Hey, it blocks out all the annoyin noises around me."

"I even fear the ladies, their cool but twice as crazy just as bad for coming onto her don't they know it's never going to work?"

You shook your head at your boyfriend's answer as you turned down the music slightly so you and him could have a normal conversation with the music providing a somewhat relaxed environment(?)

At first you though that this may have been a bad idea but then you noticed how his fingers tapped and danced to the beat of the music and caught him lip synching a few times. It made you nearly giggle from the adorable sight but you somehow composed yourself and bobbed your head to the beat.

After a few hours or so of driving the both of you had stopped at a gas station to refuel the camper as you carelessly hopped out and decided to go inside the store to buy some snacks for the long journey still ahead. CBS stayed by the gas pump but watched you enter with a protective gaze instead of on the gas meter.

Your (H/L), (H/C) locks bounced around your face as you hummed to yourself and walked from isle to isle snagging a few items here and there. After you were satisfied with your selections, a large bag of hot cheetos, iced water, mountain dew, and a king sized kit kat bar, you walked up to the counter as the cashier began to scan your items.

"Will this be all miss?"

"We also have gas at pump three after my boyfriend finishes filling her up."

"Ah so that's your boyfriend? For a moment I almost thought he was your dad or something haha! Anyways that'll be seven dollars and thirty three cents."

"Wait my dad? Where did you get that idea from?"

"Oh! I just meant that the facial hair and the rough look made him look older is all! I'm sorry if I offended you or anything."

"Nah, it's not me you have to worry about offending."

Before the cashier could ask, CBS appeared by your side with one hand on your waist and the other slamming itself on the counter next to all your items making the poor guy jump slightly.

"If ya don't mind, we are in a bit of a rush. So move your ass and put our stuff in a bag before this old man beats your face into tha counta."

"YESSORRYSIR-"

The cashier carelessly shoved everything into a bag then stuffed it into your arms while CBS placed the money onto the counter then left while holding onto your wrist.

Once you both got into the camper you turned and raised an eyebrow at him making him glare at you in return.

"Wot?"

"How did you know that he called you my dad?"

"..."

"You were by the window outside weren't you?"

"Just shut up and eat your damn chocolate bar. And gimmie moi cheetos."

You snorted and began to laugh as CBS looked at you with a perplexed and slightly angered stare but then felt himself relaxing and starting to chuckle to along with you.

Maybe this road trip wouldn't be so bad after all as long as he had you by his side to entertain him.