Highest ranking- #15 in short story
(Second in teen dialogue series)
"Hello, welcome to breakup helpline! How may I help you?"
"What kind of a name is that?"
"Well, my boss started this helpline after his breakup, so breakup helpline. Now, are you...
Jun_Prelhe Thanq for this amazing cover! I seriously and I mean, seriously loved it! ~ "Hel—" "I need your help!" "For fuck's sake! Let me complete my greeting." "Uh- sorry." "Hello, welcome to Breakup Helpline. How may I help you?" "As I said, I need your help." "I know, captain obvious." "She got a boyfriend!" "And?" "And? Why are you so dumb? You know that I still like her and it's very heart breaking to see her with someone else!" "And let me guess, that someone else is your biggest enemy?" "Uh, yes, how'd you guess?" "Pretty cliché." "I want to smash his face with a freaking baseball bat!" "You don't curse lot, why?" "I just don't understand the meaning of cursing." "It brings a lot more importance to the sentence and clarifies the mood of the person." "I didn't ask for the definition, Meanie." "Oh, shush and now listen. She insulted your sex skills, right?" "Yes, but what does it have to do with anything?" "Just listen to me!" "Fine. Speak." "Good. Tomorrow, the first thing you are gonna do is go to that douché when she is around him and say what I'll teach you right now." "Please, don't let it be too harsh." "You know I am never too harsh, just up to the point." "Meanie, please! You know that I can't be too rude to anyone." "Do you want my help or not?" "Yes, but—" "Then listen to therapist Meanie!" "Fine. What do I have to say to her?" "To him." "Him?" "Yes." "But what?" "Let her dominate you while fucking. Try that new style which we did last night, when she came for a sorry sex." "NO! ARE YOU MAD?" "Call me only after you are done with the job! *Beep* *Beep* ~
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