Highest ranking- #15 in short story
(Second in teen dialogue series)
"Hello, welcome to breakup helpline! How may I help you?"
"What kind of a name is that?"
"Well, my boss started this helpline after his breakup, so breakup helpline. Now, are you...
"Hello, welcome to Breakup Helpline. How may I help you?" "By telling me your name." "Flirting is not for you, Goofie." "Then what is?" "Sucking your dick." "Eww, no! Gross!" "It's not like you haven't tried masturbation before." "Actually. . ." "You are such a virgin, Goofie!" "Have you?" "I don't need masturbation. I have people waiting for my call."
". . ." "Don't worry, I will always pick you from others, just send me a text." "Erm, I. . ." "Don't get all flustered for nothing, Goofie. I was just kidding. Also, I don't take beginners." "Just because I am not much experienced in this field, doesn't mean I don't know how to sex!" "How good are you?" "Better than you!" "Wanna bet?" "No! It's just so unholy!" "There is nothing like unholy, Goofie." "There is! Atleast for me." "Goodbye, Goofie. And next time you want to send any gifts, make sure they are not too couple-y!" "Uh. . ." "Oh and my mother loved the ring pendant, so I don't think I am throwing it out yet!" *Beep* *Beep* ~
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*Phew* The feeling I get after I publish a new chapter and thank you so much for showering me with all your love! I don't think I even need a shower to bath coz ur love is too overwhelming, but we all know that's not practically possible, so yeah.
