Highest ranking- #15 in short story
(Second in teen dialogue series)
"Hello, welcome to breakup helpline! How may I help you?"
"What kind of a name is that?"
"Well, my boss started this helpline after his breakup, so breakup helpline. Now, are you...
"Hel *sneeze* lo?" "Hey!" "Who *sneeze* is this?" "Guess." "Nincom *sneeze* poop?" "Nop. Guess again." "Don't fu *sneeze* cking test *sneeze* my patience!" "You won't ever stop swearing. Would you?" "Who the fuck are *sneeze* you?!" "Your secret admirer." "Fucking remain secret then!" *Beep* *Beep* "Did she just hang up on me?"
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