Highest ranking- #15 in short story
(Second in teen dialogue series)
"Hello, welcome to breakup helpline! How may I help you?"
"What kind of a name is that?"
"Well, my boss started this helpline after his breakup, so breakup helpline. Now, are you...
"Hello, welcome to Breakup Helpline. With what I can help you with?" "You are not answering my calls." "Who are you talking to right now? Alien?" "I meant, on your phone." "I am on my job, idiot." "You back already?" "Dude, why you so fucking dumb? I did receive your call on the Helpline telephone, so obviously I am on my job." "No, I was just—" "Leave it. Why did you call?"
"I wanna meet you." "And what's making you think that I want to meet you too?" "No one has ever rejected me!" "Try me, bitch." "Bitch is for females!" "I think we have already accomplished that you are gay, so shush!" "Oh My God! Are we seriously still going to talk about my sexuality?" "Yep. Till it doesn't gets confirmed that you are gay." "What do you want me to do to assure you that I am one hundred percent male with all the molecules and fibre in my body?" "Have sex." "With you?!" "Yes. If you moan, then you win and if you don't, then I win." "Seriously?!" "Control your south dude! My sex doesn't come in handy." "What? But I was not the one—" ". . ." "Wait, why are you laughing?" "It is too easy to get you all worked up. You are like the male version of a pregnant lady." "Hey! Stop insulting me!" "Your mother does it everyday!" "When did you talk to my mother?" "Are you serious?" "Uh, no. It's just. . ." "You are so fucking gullible, Goofie!" *Beep* *Beep*
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