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Monday 9:50PM

Warning: there is an attack on Titan spoiler. I think. I dunno where the anime is I read the manga.

-Jaz

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Monday 9:50 PM

Did you finally sleep?

No

But I'm tired yet hyper if that makes sense

So we are back with drs and my parents are yelling at the them to change my meds

It's kinda strange watching them agree on something

Whenever u talk about ur parents I have no clue how to respond

*shrug* technically you don't have to

Nope. U aren't getting rid of me

Damnit you saw through that? I'll have to try harder next time

Please we both know your life would be boring without me

Sometimes boring is good

Oh really? When?

At times

You know like sometimes

Shut up

XD

Oh yeah what about you? You wouldn't know what to do without yourself if your couldn't rant to "Jackie" all day

Why the air quotes?

Because I like to be called Jax not Jackie

Idc

Whatever you're avoiding my question/accusation

I plead the fifth

You can't do that

Yes I can. I hav rights

Yeah but dogs don't have as many as humans right?

-_-

I really hate you

You'd still be lost without me

Once again I plead the fifth

*eye roll*

So what r u doin this fine Monday night?

Procrastinating hw?

*nervous laughter* what? Of course not. I would def not be talking to u solely to distract me from my essay that'sdue at midnight

*sigh* can't believe I'm asking this but what's it about?

Whoa you must be heavily medicated because did u just offer to help me?

I plead the fifth

:D

It's on the great gatsby

A horrible novel

Agreed but im almost done w/ the essay but i'm forgetting some key parts of the story and I dont wanna reread it

And sparknotes and shit will giv me too much info

You want me to give you a description?

Basically

Alright give me a min to type it out

Gotcha

Idiot narrates the life of a billionaire to fancy dumb parties but the billionaire is just doing the parties for daisy the woman he loves because she can see the parties from her own house across the channel but she's married tho her husband is cjeating on her with some random lady and she knows that so when idiot daisy billionaite and husband go into town then they all get angry then daisy and gatsby leave in a yellow car and then the others leave but on the way back they are driving wicked fast and they hit the homewrecker so the husband shoots the billionaire in his pool and he drowns but it turns out diasy took out her competition and the stupid narrator never tells the husband which would make for a much better ending. So the stupid love story goes like this: billionaire is actually super poor and he meets daisy but daisy can technically hav any guy she wants (she's the town slut) and then he leaves for war but she's doesn't wait for him so when he comes back from war he finds out she's married and they have a kid together so he decides to have extravagant rich parties so that she can see them from her house but suddenly he's rich and I'm confused and for some reason everything happens in "West Egg". And there ya go a summary of a terrible and meaningless book with an annoying narrator with no purpose and does nothing

XD

Omg that's gbeautiful!

I love it

I screenshotted and saved that

Why thank you

I pride myself in making accurate descriptions of stupid things

Like what other things?

Uh I made one for a friend about attack on Titan yesterday

Wait

You hav friends besides Mickey and I?

I hate you

Ik

Give me the description

There is a slight spoiler

Its fine I read aot for a while but I gave up when things started circulating on Krista and her family

I'm caught up unfortunately

Okay here it is:

Attack on Titan is like replacing the cream in Oreos with toothpaste. It still looks good from afar but once you get into it you realize your horrible mistake and you try to look on the bright side and you remember you still have the cookie parts of the Oreo aka Levi and Erwin. But now there's only one cookie part because threw out the other side (Erwin). So now the toothpaste to cookie ratio sucks but then you remember you fucking ate toothpaste and now you have to wash out your mouth

XD that's so perfectt

Why thank you

Give me another

No

You need to work on your essay

But mom

No buts mister

Fine

Bye

Bye!