Monday 11:14 AM

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Monday 11:14 AM

Help me

With what?

I have a song stuck in my head and I don't know why

I haven't heard this song in years

Haha which?

Fuck you

Wth? I just asked a wuestion

No isidot

Idiot*

Fuck you hy Cee Lo Green

Ohhhhhh

That makes more sense

*clears throat*

Oh god

I think I know where this is going. And I don't like it

I see u driving round round with the girl I luv and I'm like fuck u

Oh god you are

I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough and I'm like fuck u and forget her to

Plz stop

Yeah imsorry

Good

I can't afford a ferrari

But that don't mean I can't get y there

I guess he's an Xbox and I'm more atari but that way u okay ur games aint fair

Please just stop

What do you want in return?

A daysworth of no smartass responses?

I pity the foool who falls I love with u oh

(I forget the next line and I'm too lazy to lookup so skipping ahead)

Or just stop all together

I'll give you a weeks worth

So go and find ur little boy frined

Nah ur attitude is hurtful yet entertaining

I see u driving round round with the girl I luv and I'm like fuck u

But if you truly want it to stop u kno what u need to do?

What

Take mike

Oh god

I dunno which is worse

Can I use a lifeline? Or have some extra time to think? Is there a return policy?

Yes. No. No

Alright I use mylifeline

Wonderful who would u like to call?

Mickey

Uh... why her?

Cuz she freaks you out

So either you stop or I can in the big guns

Call*

Do I get a lifeline?

No

Fuck

Times up

Alright fine I'll stop!

:)

:p

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