Rooms With A Spark. {Portgas D. Ace x Reader}

Rooms With A Spark. #2 - A Hectic Breakfast.

So much for the man-off last night, they had both been doing well until Ace decided that he was hungry and Shanks decided that he wanted a few drinks. 

They both lost in result to that. On the high dive ride, Ace threw up his food which caused Shanks' drunken ass to laugh which only resulted in him losing all that alcohol he had purchased.

It was a funny sight though; you, Kid and Koala had stayed off of the rides, sensing that one of them would lose eventually. Linlin and Sabo weren't as expecting though, not that the blonde brother minded much. He managed to dodge the vomit by sitting far away from them.

Unfortunately, the same couldn't be said for Linlin, she got coated in both parties sick due to sitting between them and was...well, mad would be an understatement. 

You just hope that it doesn't effect your chances of winning...of course it will, who're you kidding?

It's now morning and everyone is sat around the dining table, waiting for their breakfast to be served and you may or may not have messed up their orders due to the immense pressure beginning to get to you. 

Thankfully your lover had sweetly decided to help you cook. Although, it is the least he can do since he didn't let you get much sleep last night. You weren't complaining at the time, of course but looking back on it now...you wish you had waved the white flag at 1am, at the latest.

On top of your tiredness, your legs are stiff and your breasts are sore from being groped so roughly. Sadly you can't simply massage them in front of your guests so it's just a case of coping with it by simply ignoring it.

"Here you go, Li--!"

"I said that I wanted a scrambled egg, twig!" The large woman scolds before you even have a chance to put the plate down, her thumb now gesturing toward Kid. "That one is his order!"

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Kid is shockingly not angry about your confusion though, the redhead merely laughing at you for getting it wrong, you're not quite sure if that's worse or not. "You're all over the place, [F/n]!" The muscular male teases before he laughs at you some more.

I'm scared, screw you! I regret entering this competition now!

Then you try to give Koala her partner's food but she corrects your error more subtly and kindly than Linlin did. A massive wave of dread washing over you when something else goes so very wrong.

"Is this mold?" Your eyes following the comment to see Shanks staring blankly into the jar of jam that you had provided, which is in fact...extremely moldy. Bonney and Linlin both peaking into the jar themselves and Kid's laughter picking up once again.

Oh...well, I'm truly shafted now!

"Eh, a bit of mold never killed anyone!" Bonney blurts as she snatches the jar from Shanks's grip, beginning to spread it across her toast, much to your dismay. Your eyes filling more and more with horror as you watch the pinkette eat it.

I'm pretty sure that's bad for you, Bonney!

Kid's laughter still reaching your ears as you enter the kitchen, sweat pouring down your face and your head beginning to feel light. "Ace, the jam is moldy..." You inform your lover who's currently washing the pots and pans. "And Bonney's eating it."

A careless snicker leaving the freckled cutie's lips as he turns to face you, a huge smirk spreading across his lips while he leans back against the kitchen sink. "No way, really? Is that what Kid's laughing at?"

No, he's laughing at me...

"Probably." You lie in order to avoid Ace punching the guest, not that there's any point. There's no way you're winning this. A sigh leaving your mouth as you take a beer out of the fridge. "I need some alcohol therapy now, excuse me."

Not that your boyfriend even allows you to open it, his hand brushing over yours as he takes the bottle out of your grasp, placing it down on the counter as his other arm wraps around your waist. "Now, now~ That's not gonna help you~"

Nothing will as of right now.

Although Ace manages to contradict your thoughts by simply kissing your tremble sweetly, his breath smelling strongly of mint tootpaste but mixed with that, you can also smell his cologne. In fact, his entire scent is managing to soothe you.

"Just think that when this is over, we got the place to ourselves~" Those softly-spoken words causing your legs to feel weakened as you rest your back against his chest, many scenarios already playing out through your mind.

Damn tease knows just what to say!

"Just hold it together for two more hours, I'll unravel you later~" The raven murmurs playfully in your ear before kissing your neck gently, unfortunately he releases you after and resumes his washing up.

Blast...I liked his hugs.

"Hey, twig! Do you have any candy?!" You hear a familiar voice yell from the dining room, a sigh leaving your lips as you open the kitchen cupboards in attempts to look for something sweet for her to eat.

"You know, she's really beginning to piss me off by calling you that." Ace grumbles lowly, his sight shifting to the kitchen door and that dangerous glare in his onyx eyes has you wishing that the competition would hurry up and end so that you can take this man upstairs and have your way with him.

"There's a chocolate cake from the store, will that be okay?" You call back calmly, beginning to take the desert out of the cupboard anyway, already guessing what her answer would be. It's bothersome to you, quite frankly. 

You were saving this cake for Luffy, Ace's little brother. It will be the boy's birthday in a few days and you just wanted to do something nice for him since he was the reason that you had even met Ace to begin with.

He had introduced you to the older brother way back in school and you had been close to Ace ever since, you dare say that you've even had a crush on him ever since meeting him that day.

"Yeah, fine! Just hurry up already!"

Jeez, anyone would think she's starving!

"Hey, you think she'll realize if we put rat poison in it~?"

"Oh, don't tempt me, Ace..."