So I might die cause my dads a awful driver but any way happy fourth of July this will probably come out after then anyway hope you like freedom were ever you are away ill try and right something funny
-caution this contains multiple fandom
-also cursing
-these all are not mine because im not really that funny
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Blueberry: people ask me
Ink: yo blue how do you stay happy all the time
Blueberry: well I'll tell you good sir Heh, i lie to my self. every morning i wake up and i tell my self "today well be great day" but it's a lie it's not *picks ink up by the shirt* and i don't know how long i can keep it up for.
Ink:.....
Blueberry: have a great day sir *walks off*
Ink:.....jfc.....he's inzane
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Aphmau: I want are son to be a sailor
Aaron: well he was made from semon
Aphmau: arron that was awful
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-new group chat started-
Alexander Hamilton: we are immigrants and we rule the contrary
Travis: YAAAA MY PEOPLE
Liochant: can I be a-apart of your friend-d group
A.Ham: .........
T.Jeff: Hun what are thinking
A.ham: Jefferson I think I know how Washington feels.
Travis: ummm, who's Washington and why do you feel like him
T.Jeff: really Alex really
Liochant: y-yeah is he a bad guy and why is Mr.Alexander mad
T.Jeff: um Hun what are you getting on about
A.Ham: these are our sons
Travis: WAIT WHAT
Liochant: R-REALLY!
T.Jeff: Alex we can't just take some ones sons
A.Ham: well dose it look like we could Do it the old fashion way, and besides Washington did it!
Zane: HEY STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN.
Travis: aw someone's jelly
Zane:....... never mind you can have him
Travis: ;-; but babe
A.ham: see it's just like us
T.Jeff: wtf
G.wash: I'm proud of my son
(help i have no idea how to be funny)
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blue: Hey im hungry wanna go to-
blue& dust: Taco bell, haha jinx you owe me a
Blue: Kiss on DA lips
dust: Coke
Dust:.... *trys to escape*
blue: Your not going anywhere dust
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Kawaii~Chan*dying of fangirlism*
Zane: *shaking her* the power of Christ compiles you
Kawaii~Chan *still dying*
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Zane: hey why did the chicken cross the road
Laurance: Why
Zane: To get to the idiots house, knock knock
Laurance: Who's there
Zane: The chicken
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Travis: *try to take a picture of Zane, the flash is on*
.....
Travis *deletes himself*
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error: What are you doing?
ink: Smelling this rose.
Error: Tch, weird *whispers * I wish I was that rose.
ink: What?
Error: I said your gross.
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Blueberry: Today I'm going to teach you how to bake a cake
^five seconds later^
Blueberry: I burnt my house down
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Garroth: Honestly Laurance your like a brother to me
Laurance *dies on the inside* Yeah same b-bro
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I have no idea any more I'm no longer that really into the undertale fandom but I'm still going to wright in this book because of the fact that there are 191 of you people reading this like what do you guys do to read this like omg get a life. heh joking anyway im being really lazy and procrastinating the frack out of the next chapter but any way hope you enjoyed this awful thing of a chapter. ummm love you all and good night
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