[warning curseing]
Sci: If something excites you and scares the heck out of you at the same time that means you should probably do it.
Lust: Welp, Time to fuck a blender!
Sci: Wait No!
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Horror: Ha, I'm a piece of trash.
Lust: *slams fist on table* As a person who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 8 ok with you?
Horror: You smooth B I T C H!
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Fresh: They say 70% of you is H2O.
Fresh: Well the other 30% of me Wants2Die!
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Dream: Oh my God, Cross, those pants look great! But they would look even better on Nightmare's bedroom floor~
Nightmare: Are you hitting on cross ... for me?
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Horror: When you said 'magical in bed' this isn't exactly what I thought you meant-
Lust *holds up 5 of hearts* is this your card?
Horror *softly* Holy shit.
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Ink: I hate You!
Error: I Hate Me More!
Ink: ... Babe, we talked about this.
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Lust: Nice hands, horror.
Horror: Um ... Thanks ...?
Lust: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-
Dust: WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN!
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Ink: Dream! I found out what DTF means!
Dream: oh, um w-what does it mean ink ...
Ink: DOWN TO FIGHT of course
Dream: oh yeah o-of course, you know what you should totally go tell error that.
Ink: you know what I will!
Dream: yeah you go do that. *while walking away* Jesus freaking Christ.
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Cross: Hey
Nightmare: Hey?
Cross: I can't sleep
Nightmare: Well I can. Goodnight.
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Error: I Steal Everything!!!!!!
Ink: You won't steal my heart!
Error: You look stunning by the way.
Ink: *quietly* Fuck
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Blue *kisses red's cheek*
Red: what the fuck was that
Blue: Affection
Red: Disgusting
Blue: ...
Red: ...
Red: Do it again.
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