Reader Songfic Request

Such Horrible Things (Part1)

It's been awhile but I decided to do this songs since it's one of my favorite songs. But if you don't like it then don't read.

(Y/N) = your name
(R/N)= random name
[italicized]= guard talking
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Sit back now
Let me tell you a tale
Where justice does not prevail

About an ill-fated life
So very full of strife
Where two wrongs do not make a right

So

HahAha!
Oh! WeLl Hi there you must be the new guard...(r/n) right? So I guess they've asked you to go and meet the people(pRiSoNeRs) you'll be guarding now. You must be wondering how I got HeRe right? HehEheH Well this is how it all started!

When I was born
I did surely scorn
My proud parent's name
Then their lives went down the the drain
Drove them insane
My birth was a curse
[How was your birth a curse?] Well that's cause I bit the nurse. Oh,but I love the worst! Then the nurse said, "I deserve to be slowly submersed! Dried out then laid in a hearse!" Anyway,
When I was two
I poured super glue
Into my fathers hair
As he sat unaware
In his arm chair
Much to his dismay
Had to cut it all away
[Well,that's not bad you just didn't no any better.] I knew what I was was doing.Oh,but it felt great!
But my father didn't know who did it and said, "I deserve to be cut and filleted! Then tossed about in disarray! Until the pieces melt away!" Though,
I am not a bad man
Even though I do bad things
Very bad things
Such horrible things
But it's not quite what it seems (Not quite what he seems)
Not quite what I seem
[Wait really?] Aw, hell. It's exactly what is seems! And also,
When I was four
I'd wait by the door
With a knife in my hand
And a most devious plan
It would be quite grand
As the mail fell through the slot
The sharp edge he got
[Ok that had to hurt real bad.] Oh, but I love the thought! Then I heard him shout at the door, "I deserve to be tied in a knot! Broken bones and blood clots!" Oh! I've only enough time for two more events in my life. Well I'll tell them and just come back early tomorrow for the other ones. If YoU'rE nOt ScArEd yEt!
When I was six
I used to trick
The next door neighbors son
In the woods we would run
TiMe FoR fUn
Hide and seek has a cost
He would be forever lost
[That's um....kinda dark and wouldn't his parent's be worried?] They were! He was lost for two days till they found him. But he wouldn't tell what really happened! Oh, but I love to scoff!
Then his parents shout, "I deserve to have my head lopped off! Hidden and covered in moss!"
UnTiL tHiS mEmOrY's FoRgOt
I am not a bad man
Even though I do bad things
Very bad things
Such horrible things
But it's not quite what it seems (Not quite what he seems)
Not quite what I seem
Aw,hell.
It's exactly what it seems
[Ok so this is the last one.Alright?] I know and this one is one of my favorite moments to!
When I was eight
I used to hate
The color of my house
So as quite as a mouse
I burned it down
To the ground
When no one was around
[Did they know it was you?] HehEhe Nope they had no Idea! Funny they didn't even think I was capable to do so. Oh, but I love the sound! It had my family in tears to see our house burning down. They even said,"I deserve to be quickly put down! Rotting six feet underground!" But anyway it seems that time is up. I cAn'T wAiT tO sEe YoU tOmRrOw!