Snowflake: Hey Chris
Chris: What do you want, princess?!
Snowflake: You're the leader of a gang, right?
Chris: Yeah, so?
Snowflake: And all the members are males
Chris: Yes
Snowflake: And said members are hot right?
Chris: So
Snowflake: And you're gay, right?
Chris: So what
Snowflake: What does that make you
Chris: ...
Chris: Get the fuck outta my face before I decide to slice your jaw off.
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Literally Every Superhero Story Ever Made
Damsel in distress: Ohhhh save mee~ I'm being attacked by the villain~ *dramatic pose*
Villain: Mwahahahhaahahaha now I'll desroy the world! *evil laugh intensifies*
Superhero: FEAR NOT FAIR MAIDEN *hits the villain*
Villain: Oh noooo I've been vanquished *dramatically dies in slow motion*
Damsel: Ohhhhh thank youuu~ *falls dramatically into the hero's arms*
Superhero: I'm afraid we cannot be
Damsel: Ohhhh why not?~
Superhero: Because I love you and I cannot risk your life
Damsel: We can't not be together!
Superhero: Why not?
Damsel: I'm pregnant and it's yours
//To be continued ------->//
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Naruto: SASUKEEEEEEEHH
Sasuke: NARUTOOOOOOHH
Naruto: SASUKEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH
Sasuke: NARUTOOOOOOOOOOHHH
Naruto: SASUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH
Sasuke: NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
Sakura: Are you two going to actually fight or are you just going to dramatically scream each other's name like a couple of idiots?
Goku: Goku!
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Fran: I'm sick of long-distance relationships.
Fran: Pillow, I'm bringing you with me.
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Naruto: Sakura-chan! Wanna have ramen together?
Sakura: Ew no thanks. I'm having lunch with Sasuke.
Sakura: Sasuke-kuuun! Let's have lunch together! I made the bento myself!
Sasuke: Tch, get away from me, your pinkness burns my eyes.
Sasuke: DOBE-CHAAAAN. LETS REVIVE THE UCHIHA CLAN TOGETHER. I HAVE A NICE BED FOR THAT~
Naruto: NO WAY!!! DON'T COME NEAR ME!!!!!
Sasuke: Too late for that, Naru-chan~
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Evolution of Fran's Shipping
2015: I don't wanna talk about it, it's awkward...
2016: Omyfood this is cute, I ship it! All haters can eat my shit!
2017: THIS IS TRUE FUCKING LOVE AND YOU CANT SAY JACKSHIT ABOUT IT OTHERWISE I'LL HAVE TO WAGE WAR ON YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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Jo: Fran we need to do something about your addiction to SasuNaru, it's getting bad.
*Fran's room is basically a sacrificial shrine to SasuNaru, complete with poster wallpaper, USBs filled with SasuNaru videos and stuff, an entire stack of notebooks full of SasuNaru drawings and Sasuke and Naruto plushies*
Fran: No it's not
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Jo: Seriously Fran you haven't moved all day! You're still sitting in your goddamn room watching SasuNaru on YouTube!
Fran: Excuse me where do you think this bottle of water and these apples came from
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