Summary of every anime I ever watched

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The Seven Deadly Sins

King: I have a crush on Diane

Hauser: Fite me bitch Diane likes me

Diane: I have a crush on Captain!

Elizabeth: I-I Iike Meliodas...

Meliodas: Dayum Elizabeth nice ass

Ban: Fite me Meliodas

Meliodas: Fuck off bitch

The File of Young Kindaichi

Kindaichi: I swear in my grandfather's name I'll solve all the mysteries!

Akechi: In your dreams

Miyuki: I love you Hajime-chan

Kindaichi: Wait lemme solve the mystery first

Kenmochi: Uhhhhh

Luck And Logic

Tsurugi: C'mon Athena! Let's take down those Trance Jacked with ALCA!

Athena: I love you Tsurugi

Chloe: *unholy screaming*

Artemis: *lyrical poetry fancy-schmancy that I'm too lazy to type*

Olga: SOMEBODY BE MY COVENANTER PLEASE

Lucifer: Sure if you help me take over the world

Olga: DEAL

My Hero Academia

Midoriya: I'MMA BE THE GODDAMN TOP HERO

Bakugo: HAH IN YOUR DREAMS DEKU

Midoriya: *cri*

Allmight: You have great potential here have my power

Uraraka: Hello nice to meet you

Bakugo: GODDAMMIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE TO ENROLL HERE FUCK YOU DEKU

Midoriya: You're lucky I'm too scared to fight you

Samurai Jam - Bakumatsu Rock -

Ryoma: LISTEN TO MAH MUSIC *rocks out on guitar*

Shinsaku and Katsura: Can we join you

Ryoma: HELL YEAH

Soji: Fucking idiots.

Hijikata: Heaven's Song fyr lyfe biatch

Ryoma: ROCK MUSIIIICCC

Hijikata: On second thought we'll join you

Ryoma: LETS GO ROCK THE COUNTRY WITH OUR GODDAMN MUSIC

Ii: Not happening bitches

Ryoma: FEEL THE PASSIONNN

Servamp

Mahiru: Oh look a cat I'mma name you Kuro

Kuro: Bitch I'm a Servamp and now you're my Eve

Mahiru: Holy shit

Hunter X Hunter

Gon: I'mma find my dad

Killua: And I'm coming with you

Assassination Classroom

Koro Sensei: Come at me bitches you can't kill me

Koro Sensei: But first I'mma read porn *publicly reads porn inside classroom*

Cute High Earth Defense Club Love!

Basically an anime version of Miraculous Ladybug but with eight hot yet possibly gay guys with two of them looking like girls

Three of said guys are the bad guys

Kinmoza!

Shino: OMG A BLONDE

Alice: YAY JAPAN

Blue-haired girl (forgot her name): I'm gay for you Yoko

Yoko: Wha

Blue-haired girl: I said you're an idiot Yoko

Karen: WHOOOOOOOOOO

Gabriel Dropout

Gabriel: I'll bring peace to humanity *goes down to Earth*

Gabriel: *snore*

Satanya: I'LL BE QUEEN OF HELL BITCHES

Brave Witches

Basically nine cute girls with guns going PEW PEW on giant monsters and lots of panty shots

This Art Club Has A Problem!

A tsundere, a lazy club president and a dude whose goal in life is to make the perfect 2-dimensional waifu. Nuff sad.

Naruto

Naruto: Ramen, ramen, tebayo!

Orochimaru: Haha I'mma take Sasuke

Naruto: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ttebayo

Hinata: Notice me Naruto-kun

Sakura: Notice me Sasuke-kun

Ino: Bitch Sasuke's mine

Karin: Uh no

Sasuke: FUCK OFF FANGIRLS

Naruto: SASUKKEEEEEEEEE

Sasuke: NARUTOOOOOOO

*kaboom*

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