Groupchat (t.s&j.b)

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Jacob: Guys I'm back in LA

Adam: what would you like us to do? Jump for joy? Yay the tall gay model is back. 😒

Jacob: harsh much... missed you too Eli

Hari: JACOB CUM TO MY HOUSE 

Jacob: Hari I'm not cumming anywhere

Jed: NO HE'S CUMMING TO MY HOUSE

Jacob: ok i might cum Jed's because he makes me coffee 

Hari: cum in my coffee

Jacob: Oh my god 

Jed: I'm 

Adam: I'll cum 

Hari: I'll bet you will 😉

Ruth: what the hell is happening

Jed: WIFE CUM TO MY HOUSE

Ruth:... 

Jacob: I thought I was cumming... we can't both cum at the same time

Adam: it happens in fanfictions all the time 

Ruth: Oh my-

Ruth: I'm just glad Cory isn't here to see this 

Hari: I'LL ADD HIM NOW

Jacob: no Hari cum on don't put him through that 

Jed: DO IT HARI

Ruth: HARI NO 

Hari: It's Cory Tran

Hari: Tran Cory 

*Hari added Troye Sivan*

Hari: WAIT THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT 

Hari: HOW DO YOU REMOVE PEOPLE FROM CHATS

Troye: um

Jacob: Oh my god 

Ruth: you just added a random person

Jed: HIS EYES ARE GONNA BLEED

Adam: Oh hey troye 

Troye: hey adam... 

Jacob: YOU KNOW THIS PERSON

Adam: cum on jacob who doesn't know troye sivan?

Ruth: me?

Jed: me?

Jacob: me?

Troye: why is everybody cumming? 

Troye: and by the way, you can cum at the same time if you time it right ;)

Hari: okay he can stay

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I just started typing and this happened...

OKAY HAVE LOTS OF FUN STAY SAFE CHILDREN I LOVE YOU ALL 💖