Groupchat (t.s&j.b)

5.

Peasant Adam changed the Group Name to GAY ROYALTY

Peasant Adam: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BITCHES

Peasant Adam:

Queen Hari: God Adam... You're so hot

Queen Hari: I think ...

Queen Hari: I think I'm in love with you

Peasant Adam: I have a dick

Queen Hari: Fuck it, nevermind,HAPPY PRIDE MONTH GUYS!

King Jay: whoop whoop let's rock this town

Queen Hari: Jacob think BIG

Queen Hari: like your dick

King Jay: ...

King Jay: how do you know my dick size?!

Queen Hari: 😎

Princess Ruth: LET'S ROCK AMERICA!

Princess Troye: LET'S ROCK AUSTRALIA!

King Jay: Australia??

Princess Troye: i'm Australian??

Jester Jed: OH MY GOD DO YOU HAVE AN ACCENT??

Princess Troye: a very fucked up one

Princess Troye: i'm actually south African but I moved to aussie when I was two

Jester Jed: TELL ME MORE THIS IS INTERESTING 

Peasant Adam: I can vouch for the fucked up accent thing

Princess Troye: Adam I will pull your hair out

Princess Troye: don't mess with me bish

Peasant Adam: mY hAiR !

King Jay: violent child

Princess Ruth: what is going on?😂

Peasant Adam: Troye is a demon child

Peasant Adam: he's just jealous coz he has weird noodle hair

Princess Troye: I'm hopping on the next plane to LA TO CUT YOUR HAIR OFF 

Peasant Adam: DON'T DO IT 

Peasant Adam: I'M A VIRGIN

Queen Hari: that is such a fucking lie 

Peasant Adam: we all know who the real virgin is on this chat...

Peasant Adam: Because who wants to fuck a guy with weird noodle hair? 

King Jay: wow...

Princess Troye: ADAM I SWEAR

Peasant Adam: 

Peasant Adam: oops

King Jay: I'd fuck him

Jester Jed: JaCoB bIxEnMaN 

Jester Jed: but same

Princess Troye: ...................

Princess Troye: ADAM I COMING TO LA TO MAKE YOU BALD 

Peasant Adam: I'm already bald, Princess. 

Peasant Adam: My wig flew when I saw Hari's nudes.

Queen Hari:... 

Princess Troye: ...

King Jay: ....

Jester Jed: ...

Princess Ruth: ...

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TROYE DYED HIS HAIR BLONDE OKAY I'M OUT I'M OVER I'M DONE I'M ON THE FLOOR I'M CROIXING I'M DEAD SOMEONE ORGANISE MY FUNERAL THX 

TROYE IS NOT BLONDE IN THIS BOOK JUST FOR THE SAKE OF THE LACK OF BLONDE TROYE CONTENT

but holy shit he's so adorable and wosjaldbwkhd

Okay g'bye ly all 

-L xx