GAY ROYALTY
Princess Troye: guys I have a confession
Queen Hari: CONFESS
Queen Hari: I AM A PRIEST AND JED IS THE CURTAIN
Queen Hari: WELCOME TO CONFESSION
Princess Troye: ...
Princess Troye: I'm Jewish
Queen Hari: so, that's 5 hail Mary's
Princess Troye: hilarious
Jester Jed: why the hell are you awake at 2am?
Princess Troye: 2AM?! Omg timezones fuck sorry
Jester Jed: it's fine, I'm awake anyway, what's your confession?
King Jay: I was sleeping until my phone turned into a vibrator
Queen Hari: I'm laughing harder than your dick
King Jay: not very hard then
Queen Hari: SHOCK HORROR
King Jay: strangely enough getting woken up at 2am by religious confessions doesn't really turn me on
Queen Hari: WHAT?!
Queen Hari: my whole life has been a lie!
Queen Hari: I thought you got off to the idea of kneeling behind a pew
Jester Jed: *kneeling in front of Troye
Princess Troye: I'm CHOKING WHAT
King Jay: NEW TOPIC
King Jay: TROYE what did you want to confess?
Jester Jed: oh yeah change the topic you're just embarassed by the truth xox
Princess Troye: I- I lied
Queen Hari: THAT IS A SIN! BATHE IN HOLY WATER AND RECITE THE LORD'S PRAYER!
King Jay: what about?
Princess Troye: I- I'm not a brunette...
Jester Jed: *shocked silence*
Princess Troye: I-I'm ... blond...
King Jay: O
Jester Jed: cool
Queen Hari: DROWN YOURSELF IN HOLY WATER YOU SINNER
King Jay: Hari... you're blonde too?
Queen Hari: YES BUT I JUST SAW A PIC OF TROYE
Queen Hari: AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS NOODLES ON HIS HEAD
Queen Hari:
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Peasant Adam: JAKE PAUL
Peasant Adam: MY EYES BURN
Peasant Adam: WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT?!
Peasant Adam: wait.. that's not Jake Paul..
Princess Troye: ...
Princess Troye: 😤😤😤
Peasant Adam: I'll leave again bye
Jester Jed: I just wanna put some meatballs on your head
Queen Hari: JAKE PAUL I'M WHEEZING
Queen Hari: send a better picture Tro we can't see properly
Princess Troye: *sighs loudly*
Princess Troye:
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DM TO HARI NEF
Jacob: HARI
Jacob: DID YOU SEE THAT PIC HE JUST SENT??
Jacob: I THINK I WANT TO ADD SOME WHITE SAUCE TO THOSE NOODLES
Hari: you can on Thursday xox
Jacob: IHYSM
Hari: love you too
Hari: do you think he bleached his pubes to match?
GAY ROYALTY
Queen Hari: troye did you bleach your pubes to match?
Princess Troye: HARI WTF NO
Queen Hari: so they're still brown and curly?
Princess Troye: this conversation is OVER
Queen Hari: don't forget to say your hail Mary's and bathe in holy water xox
Princess Troye: does la croix count as holy water??
Queen Hari: is Jacob bixenman gay?
Princess Troye: ..... yes?
Queen Hari: exactly
Princess Troye: I'm going to grab some breakfast bye y'all
Queen Hari: BYE
King Jay: BYE NOODLES
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IT'S BEEN TOO LONG BUT THIS BITCH IS BACK WITH AN ALL NEW CHAPTER AND BLOND TROYE👏🏼👏🏼
stay safe kids and stay holy
-L x
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