BBS: Pick Up Lines

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Cartoonz: I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

Wildcat: Something tells me that you are sweet. Can I have a taste?

Smii7y: Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "FINE" written all over.

Ohm: Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mum and tell her I just met the person I am going to marry.

MiniLadd: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Daithi De Nogla: You shouldn't wear makeup! It is messing with the perfection!

Moo: If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.

Vanoss: Your place or mine?

BasicallyIDoWrk:  Kiss me if I am wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

Terrorizer: You should be someone's wife.

Bryce: Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you. 

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