BBS as Kings (or Queens)

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Terrorizer: One, two, three I declare war on -flips coin- ENGLAND!

Moo: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST!

Wildcat: Tell the King of Spain to fuck with me because I don't care about his trading policy.

Ohm: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby.

H20 Delirious: Let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night! Feast for everyone! Even peasants!!!

Smii7y: Shhhh. Leave me alone. I'm planning my next World War.

Lui: I'd like to meet all of the monarchs and I need a new dress and let's have a ball tonight!

MiniLadd: Everyone in the kingdom is trying to kill me or fuck me... #tru.

BasicallyIDoWrk: National Get Shit Face Day, am I right?

Cartoonz: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER!

Vanoss: Name all the planets after in the solar system after me right now.

Bryce: I don't want to go to war. Can everyone please be happy? Look how many kittens there are in my palace!!! 

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