Song: We are number one by Lazy Town.
Cheryl: “Are you, uh, a real villain?”
Dark Betty: “Well, uh, technically... nah.”
Cheryl: “Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
Dark Betty: “Nah.”
Cheryl: “Have you ever tried a disguise?”
Dark Betty: “Nah, nah...”
Cheryl: “Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”
Archie: *blows horn thing*
Everyone: HEY!
Veronica: WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
Everyone: HEY!
Veronica: WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
Cheryl: Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One. You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around.
*Jughead somehow steps on a tree branch.*
Archie: Shhh
Jughead: *picks it up and hands it to Archie*
Cheryl: NO DON'T TOUCH THAT!
Everyone: HEY!
Veronica: WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
Everyone: HEY!
Veronica: WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
Dark Betty: Ha Ha Ha!
Cheryl: Now look at this net, that I just found. When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
*Everyone misses the superhero and throws it on Cheryl*
Cheryl: Throw it on him, not me. Ugh, let's try something else.
Now watch and learn, here's the deal. He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
*Everyone somehow slips on the bananas peels*
Cheryl: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Everyone: HEY!
Veronica: WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
Everyone: HEY!
Veronica: WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
Everyone: HEY!
Veronica: WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
Cheryl: We are number one!
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Jarchie shit
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