Jug: Hey guys
Archie: shh. They can hear us
Jug: the author of this book is back
Betty: No that's impossible she left us to rot because she tried to be an instagram model.
Jug: I know but look at this
Betty: SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT SHE GAVE UP THAT AND STARTED A SPAM PAGE. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING M- AHHHHH
Veronica: oh no, they got Betty !
Archie: shh, keep putting the sand down and jug put that phone away!
Jug: OMG guys! She posted a photo and I think that she should just stick to writing
Veronica: I'll be the judge of that
*picture of me*
Veronica: ALL THE THE FIRST HER SHIRT IS WINKLED AND YOU CAN TELL THAT PIERCING IS FAKEEEEEEEEEEAHAHHAHH
Archie: give me that! *throws phone into the corn field* stop it with this forth wall crap it doesn't exist
Jug: well okay then
Archie: she really was alive all this time
Jug: yep
Archie: put she has 2,839 post but SHE COULDN'T EVEN DO A NEW SONG IMAGINE IM- AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHH
Jug: not my character not my problem
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Jarchie shit
قصص الهواةDo you ship Archie and Jughead? If so this is the book for you. Cover made by: @blaqskies