Relationship Advice?

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While looking through the comments of Joey's new picture something caught my eye.

_joeys.butt_
Joey's number got leaked guys.

Guccijoey
Yeah I know. Poor Joey.

Joeys.boner
I found it and it's ***-***-****

No it can't be. Eh I guess it worth a shot.

JOEY🤤❤️
Me: How do you get a guy to like you?
Read 5:32pm

Joey: Act like yourself. Wait who is this?

Me: Oh I'm y/n. Btw your phone number got leaked.

Joey:Really? Again.

Me: Yup. Want me to tell them I tried it and it was just some old guy.

Joey: No tell them it was a really sexy sounding person.

Me: Why? If I tell them that then they would totally want to call the number, dumbo.

Joey: HEY!! Don't call me dumbo, buttcrack😑

Me: Really? Buttcrack. What grade are you in 2nd?

Joey: Well do I look like a elephant that has huge ears?

Me: hmmm...yeah I see it.

Joey: Fine then Imma just fly away from this conversation with my huge ass ears.

Me: WAIT NO.

Joey: That's what I thought.

Me: let me come with you so I can play the song I Believe I Can Fly.

Joey: What the heck no. I won't be able to carry you.
Read 5:46pm

Joey: WAIT I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!!
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Joey: NEW FRIEND COME BACK!!
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Joey: Y/NNNNNNNNN
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Joey: IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY?!?!
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Me: Bro. Let a woman take a dump in peace.

Joey: Ohhh so that's what you were doing. Sorry.

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A/n I know this is a little different but I wanted to try something new. Oh and thank you guys so much for over 1ok reads. Also sorry for the short chapter but I have a big surprise coming soon.

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