One Shots

donkey dick dolph | young dolph

I walked inside Waffle House. I was going on a date here. It's a crappy place but he's on a budget. At least he kept it simple instead of trying to flodge and cap just for me to be attracted to him.

I sat at the booth and leaned my head on my hand. My elbow was on the table. It's a little past 8 but he was supposed to be here at 7:30. I sighed as the waitress came over.

"Can I get a hot chocolate with whipped cream?" She nodded and was about to leave. "Oh, and chicken and waffles please. Thank you." I smiled. She wrote it down on her pad and walked away. I rolled my eyes at myself. Why the fuck did I agree to this date? I should've known he wasn't gonna come. She came back with my drink and I thanked her.

I took a sip and was too busy in all the drama on my Instagram timeline to notice the stranger on the other side of me.

"Wassup, my name is D." He smiled. He had waves and he was dark skin. Just my type. But I knew him. He was a hoe.

"Nigga you lyin yo name Dolph." I rolled my eyes. I seen him around my brother hood all the time. He a well known rapper and gang member.

"Okay you know me then let's go pull off." He got up. I guess he expected me to get up with him but I didn't.

"Tuh, I wish I would. I'm about to eat and go home." He laughed and sat across from me. The waitress came back with my food. I thanked her, did a prayer, then started to eat.

"Damn you just finna eat in front of me huh?" I rolled my eyes. He got up and sat beside me.

"Nigga you ain't nobody." I said while pouring some more syrup on my waffles. "I'm more of a Yo Gotti type of gal anyway." I knew about their beef.

"Aw you think that's funny." He laughed and squeezed my thigh. I put the waffles in my mouth then slapped his hand. "That shit ain't funny." He put his hand under my skirt and rested it on my thigh. He used his other hand to get a piece of my chicken.

"Bitch if you don't-" I stopped myself. "My fault." I laughed but he didn't find anything funny.

"It ain't gone be funny when you can't walk tomorrow." I rolled my eyes.

"Yo fingers not gone do a thang Dolph." I said while he cut my waffles and ate some.

"Yeah you right. This dick will." He said in my ear before biting my earlobe. Damn. "They call me donkey dick Dolph." I laughed and shook my head.

"Ion think so." I said while the waitress came over. I took my money out my purse and handed it to her.

"I can show you." He said while I moved past him and got up. He got up with me and wrapped his arms around my waist while I walked out the diner.

"Get yo leg off of me." I said as he pressed me against his car. "Nah, that ain't my leg shawty."

"Show me why they call you ya nickname."