Im just an asshole

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I'm kind of an asshole but im kind of sweet. Basically depending on who you are is how ill treat you.
Stranger ? Yeah fuck you dont touch me. Also hi
Friend ? Yeah i kind of stole some thing from you but ill give it back some day just not today. Yeah
Best friend ? So when are we going to have that fight over somethings stupid again? Also can you bring your cat's litter to school i wanna pour it all over that piss ridden bench.
Deathly close friend ? I'll be as gay as i want around you hug me. Please. We can be platonically gay.
Dear one - im sweeter than a porto's cake with hersheys syrup and sugar coated buttered bread

Dear one - im sweeter than a porto's cake with hersheys syrup and sugar coated buttered bread

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I got the nickname flavoured ass. Because ill be any type of asshole. A spicy asshole, a sweet asshole, a bitter asshole, a sour asshole.
Sometimes i'll treat you like you treat me. Be a dick to me and i'll spit in your drink.

Steal my food and ill chase you down with a fork and butter knife

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Steal my food and ill chase you down with a fork and butter knife. Bend down to take some food and punch you in the croncho.

 Bend down to take some food and punch you in the croncho

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