This War that Binds Us

Chapter 35; Get In Losers, We're Going Shopping

AU:I don't know Echoes that well, but this chapter is dedicated to it, and this is how I imagine it going down
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Sonya's P. O. V.
"Where the hell is Saber?" I asked.
"I found him!" Gray yelled, trudging slowly over to us.
"Whats wrong with him. Drunk?" Delthea snapped.
"Hey. Shush." Leon said.
"Oh jesus fuck. Where was he." I said, pressing my temples.
"Behind a bar puking in a dumpster. He said hes gonna punt Delthea in the trash." Gray explained.
"Oh my god. Not again." Clive groaned.
"Delthea, stay behind me." Clive informed.
"No way, cheese block." She said sticking her tongue out.
Clive gasped.
"CHEESE BLOCK!" Leon yelled, laughing.
"You look like the gayest grape I've seen. Thats saying alot." She sassed.
He immediately stopped laughing.
"Wait... what does that mean." He asked Gray, his smile fading.
Gray, holding a man who was half drunk and half sick, did the best shrug he could do.
"Just everyone, get in the damn car." I ordered.
Everyone piled in.
"Saber, in the fucking back." I yelled.
He groaned.
"Your gonna tip me over--" Gray screeched and almost tipped over.
"Hell yeah! Front seat!" Delthea cheered.
"Watch your language." I said to the little girl.
"Okay. Fine."
I made sure the booster seat was secured.
She buckled in and waited impatiently.
Saber, Gray, Clive, and Leon squeezed in the back.
"Oh my god, put cyclops by the window. Hes gonna puke." Leon gagged.
"Move the hell over!" Gray screamed.
He crawled over Clive.
"OH MY GOD YOUR ELBOW HIT ME" Clive groaned.
"IM SORRY IM NOT GETTING PUKED ON" He screamed again.
Saber eventually made it to the window.
He looked so drunk, he looked dead.
"Everyone settled?" I asked.
"Hurry up before he decides to puke on me." Clive said with increasing discomfort.
"Alright. We're gonna go to vikkies secret, kay?"
"Oh my god. You, gotta be kidding." Gray slapped his head.
"I will dump you on the highway Gray." I warned.
"Oh my god! Can I get a bra?" Delthea asked.
"Honey, you're as flat as a cutting board. But if you want too, may aswell." I said, eyes on the road.
"Thanks for killing my mood." Delthea pouted.
"Sorry."
"Where the fuck is Delthea." Saber asked.
"Saber, no. You are not punting a thirteen year old in a trash can." Clive said.
"You have no will to live."
"Your right, I don't."
"I can't breathe properly" Leon gasped.
"Because I am legitimately on your lap. We have no room." Gray said.

...

I saw Berkut.
I almost ran him over.
"WHAT THE HELL!" He screamed.
"It said, do not run over peasants. Didn't say royalty." I winked.
"Ah, you are not entirely wrong." Clive sighed.
"Hey, do you have any music?" Delthea asked.
"Im sick of hearing Saber gagging. And Leon moaning for some reason." She reasoned.
I checked the back mirror.
Gray moved onto Clives lap.
"Quit being a creep Leon." Clive snapped.
"Its too hoooot~" Leon moaned.
"Holy shit, I think Saber just puked." Gray said.
He peeked his head over the car window.
He put his head back in.
"Its all over the side of the car."
"Oh my god." I groaned.
"Hey, Kidzbop is on!" Delthea exclaimed and turned it up all the way.
I heard swearing and screaming.
I put my hand out to Delthea.
She smacked it hard.
"Good girl. Knows how to drown the idiots out."

...

We made it to the mall.
"Okay, rules. One. Do not let Saber hit on anyone. Two. DO NOT LOSE DELTHEA. LIKE LAST TIME. COUGH** LEON. Three. Do not let Saber close to a girl. Four. Do not let Saber close to Delthea. Five. Stay in my line of sight you idiots." I explained.
They all nodded.
So we made our way through the mall.
"Hey, did you fall from hea-"
"Saber, no." Gray said.
The woman stared at the two as she continued walking.
Clive opened the door for us all.
"Thanks." I said.
As soon as we all were in the store, I immediately headed for the bras. Everyone followed.
I took a few minutes to skim the bras.
None of them fit.
"Hey Delthea. Go get me a manager." I said.
"Alright." She said and skipped off to find one.
Gray was putting multiple bras on.
Saber had one on his face.
Clive was watching them.
"I wear a one cup bra on my face." Saber said slowly.
"Yes, I know." Clive sighed.
Leon was looking at the panties.
Delthea came skipping back with an employee. It was Tobin.
"Ah, need to get measured? Stand here, and let me get this over with." He winked.
"Thanks." I replied with a smile.
Delthea skipped into the bra section, looking for one.

Tobin's P. O. V.
Don't stare. I said to myself.
But I had to.
This was my job.
Okay. Maybe a peek.
What if the bra doesn't fit her? I HAVE to look.
God.
I hope this isn't weird.
"Sorry I'm late." Berkut said, adjusting his pink shirt.
"Almost got ran over by a girl with big boobs." He said.
"Again? Thats been like, twice Berkut." I said as I measured the girls boobs.
"Please not so tight." She asked.
I blushed.
"Oh! Yes m-m'am." I stuttered.
She chuckled.
GOD WAS SHE HOT AND NICE.
SUGAR N SPICE.

Sonya's P. O. V.
"Hey! Look! I'm Sonya!" Gray yelled and wore atleast twenty bras and started to stick his back out and walk around.
Leon was laughing.
Saber still had a bra on his face, who was now hanging on Clive.
Clive struggling to get up.
Delthea was looking at bras.
I stared intently at Gray.
He walked up to me.
"Can't do anything. Your getting you're boobs checked. So I can stare all I want. Clive was staring until he got piled by Saber you know." He said and winked.
I blushed.
"For christs sake. Quit looking at me! I feel nude." I yelped.
Gray just mimicked me.
"I have boobs so big, Victorias Secret doesn't carry my size!" He goofed and walked off.
"M'am. Please control your children." Berkut yelled.
Gray was trying to put on a shirt over the bras.
Leon and Clive were fighting to see who holds Saber.
Instead, Saber was heading for Delthea.
"CLIVE" I screamed.
He ran after Saber.
Delthea ran out of the Victorias Secret screaming.
"M'am, we will have your bra size shipped to your household soon. You have a membership card?" Tobin asked.
I handed him the card.
"Take this and fucking ship it with the bra." I said.
I ran to Gray and tossed all the bras off of him.
I grabbed his arm.
I grabbed Leon and Clive was already out searching for Saber and Delthea.
I was running with the two idiots.
"Where the fuck would she go?" Leon asked dashing.
"Some kid store obviously." Gray rolled his eyes as he ran besides me.
"Just follow Clive." I said.
Clive, made a left, right, straight into Toys R Us.
We lost him in the aisles.
I forced my way through the aisles, the idiots with me.
I found Clive, wrestling Saber, and Delthea hiding in a bike rack.
"I WILL RESTRAIN YOU." Clive screeched.
"COME AT ME, BLUE BITCH." Saber said and twisted his arm.
He then gagged and threw up on him.
Clive gasped.
"My arm is dislocated, and I got puked on. This hurts both mentally and physically." He said and lunged for Saber's legs.
He staggered backwards into helmets.
I ran to the bike racks and got Delthea out.
She was short so I managed to carry her.
Gray and Leon were trying to get Saber away from Clive.
He got a bloody nose.
Some guy ran at us and told us to leave.

...

There we were.
Standing at home.
One covered in puke and blood.
One moaning, one crying.
One content with themselves.
And one hangover.
I slapped my face.
"We followed two of possible five rules."
"Better than one." Gray said.
Clive sighed.
"My arm hurts like hell. I have possibly a broken nose from a drunk, and covered in puke. I'm taking a shower." Clive said as he made his way upstairs.
Delthea was crying.
"HE WANTED TO KICK ME IN THE TRASH! HIS FACE WAS THE SCARIEST PART!" She whined.
She hugged me and I kept her to my side.
"Good job Leon. You kept your moaning to a minimum. And Gray, still a douche as usual." I said.
He winked.

...

Everyone settled down.
Saber was too drunk at the time to realize he chased a teenager in a kids store.
He tried apologizing but she didn't take it.
Gray and Leon were yelling at ths tv.
Clive was reading a book.
"Hey, Clive. I'm sorry about today." I said and sat down next to him.
"Hey, thats alright." He smiled.
"Is your arm still messed up?" I asked.
"I had Gray, sort of pop it into place, mostly Delthea."

Legit 20 Minutes Ago.
"PULL MY ARM" I screamed.
"OKAY OKAY I'M TRYING" He screamed back.
"IT HURTS LIKE FUCKING HELL!" I groaned.
"Move it Gray." Delthea said.
She tugged on my arm, hard.
Pop!
"Delthea, thank, you so much." I said.
She put her hands on her hips.
"I win Gray. Try harder next time."
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"Ah, that seems like a good story." I chuckled.
"I also must thank you for being the second parent. I probably would've had a breakdown." I explained.
He laughed.
"Maybe." He said and pulled me towards him.
He was just about to kiss me before,
"CLIVE THATS CHEATING! CLIVE CLIVE CLIVE CLIVE!" Delthea screamed.
"HEY, I DEFENDED YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT AGAINST A DRUNK. YOU GONNA TATTLE ON ME? OR THE NEXT TIME ILL FUCKING PUNT YOU IN THE TRASH MYSELF" He yelled.