I'M SO SORRY THIS IS LATE I GOT DISTRACTED BY PHAN CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND ANALOGICAL FORGIVE ME
Chaos_Is_Great says: Should... Someone say that they're in a... Fanfiction?
Jenna: We are all in a fanfiction for we are merely fictional characters. Especially Sammy, Phoebe, Vivian, and Kamala. They were definitely not in the original musical but I think it's safe to say that we all love them.
Jeremy: What?
Jenna: Existence is meaningless. Especially for those who never existed in the first place.
Jenna: Damn you, author-chan. Damn you to hell.
Michael: Who?
Jenna: The author. I know what direction he's taking the story.
Sammy: Jenna, are you okay?
Jenna: Help me put an end to his power.
Kamala: I'm so confused.
Jenna: He must be stopped.
ageekgirl15 says: Rich, gO up to a stranger and yell "IT'S FROM JAPAN"
Rich and Jake: *walking down the street holding hands*
Stranger: Ugh, gross.
Rich: *stops*
Rich: *walks up to the stranger*
Rich: iiiIIIIIT'S FROM JAPAAAaaAAAaaAaaAAAAAAN.
Stranger: OH MY GOD I'M SORRY I'M JUST REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I HAVE A CRUSH ON A GUY AND I WAS BROUGHT UP LEARNING THAT BEING GAY WAS WRONG AND I'M REALLY SELF CONSCIOUS PLEASE DON'T SCREAM IN MY EAR AGAIN.
Jake: Oh, well. I'm sure it'll get better. Hang in there man.
BywaterGal says: I dare all the couples to try to get their partners to blush and the first one who blushes loses.
Michael: *finger guns* I think you and I would look great on a wedding cake.
Jeremy: *blushing* I didn't even make it through one round ugh.
Rich: You're the peanut butter to my jelly.
Jake: You're the butterflies I feel in my belly.
Rich: You can be the Prince and I can be the princess.
Jake: *blushing* I just remembered you wearing that red dress dammit.
Phoebe: If I had to choose between you and our boyfriend Leo Valdez, I'd choose you.
Sammy: You are one of the kindest, caring, sweetest people I have ever met. I'm lucky I'm your boyfriend.
Phoebe: *blushing* Whatever, Heere.
Vivian: You're a totally rad dude.
Kamala: You are more beautiful than Shakespeare's writings.
Vivian: I'd choose you over Cheetos any day.
Kamala: You are like that of a rose, sweet, beautiful, and incredible.
Vivian: I like you more than Logan loves Crofters jelly.
Kamala: *blushing* okay you win.
Vivian: Crogan all the way.
Sammy: What?
Vivian: Crofters: The only jelly Logan will put in his bod-
Phoebe: *covering Sammy's ears* Please, Vivian, he's only young.
periwinkle_moonlight says: Sammy, Michael, Rich, who's the memeist?
Rich: Thammy.
Michael: Oh, yeah. Without a doubt.
Sammy: I would not only like to thank god...
Sammy: But Jesus.
xDear_CONNOR_Murphyx says: Michael, I dare you to kiss every freckle on Jeremy's face.
Michael: Jere-bear! Come here!
Jeremy: *enters room* What's up-
Michael: *kisses Jeremy's freckles*
Jeremy: *giggling and holding onto Michael's arms*
Michael: *stops but stays close to Jeremy ugh so precious* 47 beautiful sparkles.
Jeremy: *blushing* My freckles, you mean?
Michael: *kisses Jeremy's nose, earning a giggle from Jeremy* No, I mean sparkles, you adorable sunflower.
AwesomeFuzz says: What are all your pronouns and sexualitys?
Jeremy: 'He' 'him', bisexual.
Michael: Also male pronouns, and homosexual.
Rich: Male pronounth, and I'm bI ATH FU-
Phoebe: LITTLE EARS, GORINSKI. DO NOT POISON MY BOY.
Jake: Male pronouns, pansexual.
Sammy: Male pronouns! Also pansexual!
Phoebe: 'they' 'them' pronouns, bisexual.
Vivian: Trans girl! Heterosexual!
Kamala: Male pronouns, also heterosexual.
Jenna: Female pronouns, aromantic.
Christine: Same as Jenna!
Brooke: Female pronouns, pansexual.
Chloe: Female pronouns, bisexual.
Jenna: Rowan\Damien, the author of this fanfiction, questioning his gender but is experimenting with make pronouns and trying to decide what name he likes better.
Rowan: diD I GIVE YOU PERMISSION!?
Jenna: Stop him before he does something rash.
Rich: Comment thome more athkth and dareth!
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