At 5'11" 255 pounds
It's safe ta say...
I LOVE TO EAT!!!
For the past 24 hours I have been on a clear liquid diet
Dr.'s orders...
Years ago the only clear liquid diet for me woulda been rum, gin, vodka, tequila and beer...
This isn't then
When I became a parent it became apparent that I could no longer just do as I chose...
Responsibilities and such
Hit sit an entire kitchen, pantry and refrigerator full of perfectly good groceries
And all I can have is... Jell-o, chicken broth, water and popsicles (as long as they aren't red or purple)...
Ooo... Yeah... And juice...
Wait...
And laxatives!!!
Yum..
What fun!!!
My Clear Liquid Diet©
EdwinBrown9®™
9/21/17
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September 2017 poems thoughts life stories
PoetryRated 136 in poetry September24, 2017 Well... It's September once again... We've come far... I thank each and every one of who have followed me to this point... Even if today is your very first day... Thank you... Sooo very much... Let's get it kic...
