Story time! So a few days ago I got a friend request on fb and seeing as we had 36 mutual friends I accepted so on friday while I was buying lunch this girl who started talking to me it went like this:
Me: *pouring myself a drink* Her: Hey aren't you thet girl from Chronicles? Me: ... I think so? Her: My friend has a crush on you! His name is Kerry! Me: Kerry? ... That guy who sent me a friend request? Her: Yep! Me: ... How did he know my name? Her: Oh he asked your class mayor for it! Listen I gotta go bye! *runs off* Me: He what?
So naturally I told my friends except for Julie she wasn't there she was at a family event anyways after I told them we went back to class and on our way we saw Kerry sitting on the stairs so this happened:
Bhea, Florean &I: *about to walk in the room* Bhea: Look it's kerry!! *points at the guy sitting on the stars* lets go talk to him! *runs to him* Florean: Great Idea! *drags me after her* Me: NOPE *runs in the room* Florean: I thought you were brave? Me: Oh I am I just don't like being embaressed Florean: *laughs* *walks to Bhea who's happily chatting with Kerry*
Naturally I told Julie all about this via chat and thus we decided to nickname him "Chicken Kerry" .... Don't ask why we decided on that we just did, so while chatting with her Kerry decided he wanted to talk to me too so we started chatting and after a few questions And me sending screenshots to Julie I decided to Lie and tell him I have to do an Assignment but he still kept chatting so I asked julie for help and her response was:
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"Chicken Kerry Boom Boom *pak"
Oh and "Tulong" is the filipino word for "HELP" and Gago means "Moron", also thanks Julie I appreciate the help *not really😜* (╥_╥) and the saga continues on Monday morning Aka. Earlier today when this shit happened:
*Lunch*
Me: Kyle is Mine, You can keep Adam but Kyle is Mine~ Bhea: But he's cuuute Me: exactly Florean: Tsk... You guys can keep him he's probably gay Me: Not every cute boy is Gay Flor Julie: Yeah! Only your crushes are! Florean: 💢 Bhea: Look! It's Kerry! *runs after him* Me: Nope *walks the other direction* Florean: Oh no you don't! *holds me in place* Me: let me go you spawn of satan! Florean: Dude You're the spawn of satan *starts dragging me to Kerry* Me: *escapes her grasp* *starts walking up the stairs* Kerry: *walking beside me* .... Me: Ignore them they're weird Kerry: *smiles* Yeah Me: ... *whispers* Well this is akward Hey lets just talk later... Bye *runs to my classroom* *runs to my chair* Julie, Bhea & Florean: *Walks in laughing* Julie: DUDE!! I'm so adding this to my book Me: Don't you dare Julie: *smirks* Just wait for the new chapter~ Me: You guys are the worst Florean: Shut up Bhea: You love us
and since Julie requested that I make this I did(also I had nothing better to do today✌) ... Also I know that Either Florean or Julie is gonna read this here is a message to them:
*clears throat* .... MGA HINAYUPAK KAYO😂 Sarap nyo kotongan mga puta tawa pa kayo ng tawa! Kayu kaya tulak ko sa mga taong may crush sa inyo!? Tingnan natin kung di kayo mamula at iKaw Julie humanda ka lng pagnakita ko Si Mico o Si Kerby o si Adam itutulak talaga kita sa kanya! MGA GAGU😂 PUTANGINA NYO!
