THE NOTES.

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Dear Idiot Neighbour,
Fine. Give me your number and we'll text bc my freaking hand hurts. Ughhhh
- tired fangirl of cats

Dear fangirl of cats,
I see we have given up on the 'no dears' thing have we? And now we're asking for my number? I see.. Now you are really into me. I get that. ;)
- dead fanboy of Nike

Dear fanboy of Nike,
I'm not asking for your number, I'm asking for a chance to win and trust me, I will.
- winning fangirl of sleep

Dear fangirl of sleep,
Reaaaaallllyyyy? Well, here u go, fangirl:
***-***-****
-  hot fanboy of big butts

Dear pervert,
Ok, see u.
P.S. I have a big ass butt. But don't even try.
- hot fangirl of abs

Dear fangirl of something I have ,
See ya.
P.S. I have both ;)

(Minsoo's phone) UNKNOWN NUMBER:
Unknown: hey, fangirl.
Me: hey, perv. so. Shall we settle this?
Unknown: mhm.
Me: ok hold up a sec, weirdo I, changing ur contact
Me: there
Yoongi: ah, I'm guessing u changed it to: Daddy🙏🏼🔥💦?
Me: ugh no sicko. Anyways, what was the problem again lol?
Yoongi: the problem is, u love me and ur not confessing hah
Me: u see, ur the one who likes me. *flips hair*
Yoongi: oh I see. Well ur wrong
Me: am I?
Yoongi: uh uh.
Me: reeeaaaalllyyy?
Yoongi: ..
Me: what? hmm?
Yoongi: nothin
Me: ok.