BEST MISTAKE, stan

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Naomi
Ryan

Naomi
WAKE UP

Naomi
PLEASE

Naomi
RYAN WINCHESTER

Naomi
I did something and I don't know
what to do

Ryan
What did you do?

Naomi
Seriously?

Ryan
Lol yeah

Ryan
I wanted to see how long you'd
go on until I replied

Naomi
You're the worst

Ryan
You still love me though

Ryan
But seriously what did you do that
your texting me at 8AM and freaking
the fuck out

Naomi
Ry, I don't even know what I was thinking

Naomi
You know that? That's exactly
what I was doing!

Naomi
I wasn't thinking!

Ryan
Why don't you tell me exactly what
you did

Naomi
I might have....slept
with someone

Ryan
WHAT

Ryan
You're lying

Ryan
ARE YOU SERIOUS

Naomi
YES

Ryan
WITH WHO

Naomi
Sebastian Stan

Ryan
I just choked on my fucking lucky
charms

Ryan
What do you mean you slept with
Sebastian Stan?

Naomi
Well you know how I went to the
Captain America premiere last night

Naomi
I was at the after party and I kind of
hit him with the door when I was
leaving the restroom and after that, I
genuinely can't remember?

Naomi
All I know is I woke up naked in a
bed with him this morning

Ryan
Oh wow LOL

Ryan
You naughty little minx

Ryan
You've really outdone yourself
this time babe

Ryan
How are you feeling?

Naomi
I left so fucking fast Ry

Ryan
LOL wait you just left him there?

Naomi
YES

Naomi
I was fucking terrified

Naomi
You know I haven't done shit like this in so long, I honestly wouldn't even know how to talk to him

Ryan
Did you at least leave a
note or something???

Naomi
Why

Naomi
It's not like I'm going to see him again

Ryan
Ohhhh my sweet sweet Naomi

Ryan
He's in a marvel movie...you're in a
marvel movie...

Ryan
You two are bound to run into
one another again

Naomi
Fuck

Naomi
That completely slipped my mind

Naomi
He did tell me I looked familiar

Ryan
Lol wow, this really just made
my morning

Ryan
Just when I thought your sex life
was starting to get boring

Naomi
Why are you even thinking about my
sex life?

Ryan
Because it's non existent ever since
you know who

Naomi
Let me and my non existent sex life live in peace please

Naomi
Anyways, I gotta go I'm flying back to
Atlanta today

Ryan
Okay, safe travels you little minx

Ryan
Love you and miss you and all that

Naomi
Lol I love you and miss you more