𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 ⇒ lucas jade zumann

chapter five

OMG FUCK I FINISHED ANNE I HATE MYSELF OMG POOR JERRY I LOVE HIM

he isn't your favorite though right??

idk he's an underrated bean

I THOUGHT GILBERT WAS YOUR FAVORITE

IDK OKAY probably Diana and Gilbert because Diana is unproblematic and a supportive friend

Ok ok I guess

But then Jerry

What about Anne??

Well like I love her but like I relate more to Diana

and Gilbert??

POOR BABE :( I FELT SO BAD FOR HIM WHEN HIS DAD DIED
but he looked good in those scenes NGL

wow real sympathetic heart you got there

OKAY LOOK ITS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN JUST IGNORE LIKE HEY GILBERT TOTALLY DOESNT LOOK HOT RIGHT NOW, NOT AT ALL

lol I mean, he's not that good looking, have you seen the actor??

you right you right I mean I can't be in love with the actor but I can be in love with the character

why not the actor? I'm sure he's a good guy

MY HEART BELONGS TO MATTHEW DADDARIO

you are actually the biggest fangirl I've ever met... and trust me I know a lot of fangirls
AND ALEXANDRA DADDARIO IS HOTTER

wow lucky you AND ALEXANDRA IS HOT BUT SHE PLAYED A TERRIBLE ANNABETH SORRY NOT SORRY THEY RUINED THE MOVIES

So Logan Lerman did too???

well I mean... ITS DIFFERENT

NOT FOR ME

matt is still hotter though he plays a great Alec Lightwood but I think I like Izzy lightwood more

WHO TF ARE THESE PEOPLE

ok look I'm a fangirl you wouldn't understand

yeah I'm not a fanboy sorry

wtf are you, vegan??

actually yeah

BYE YOURE VEGAN THE FUCK DONT TRY WITH ME WITH UR PLANT BAsed HANDS

BAHJAIAHA IS THAT HOW YOU THINK OF VEGANS

YES!! HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCKING LIVE
FOOD IS EVERYTHING IT IS SIMPLY THE GREATEST PLEASURE IN LIFE

well I like plants🌱

CLEARLY u vegan bitch

[contact name changed to vegan bitch]

is that my new contact name??

Ur new one?? YOU NEVER HAD ONE

wow thanks what am I a nobody to u

well...

thanks
also why do we act like we're best friends we actually like just met two days ago.

wow do you have a problem with that JADE

why'd you use the caps

WHY NOT

they give me a headache haha

well you are probably not surviving our conversations.

nah the amusement you give me keeps me awake

well thanks..??

you're welcome
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