" KIDS TABLE " ( MASE BABY, COREY OREY, EIGHT PACK ABS, HAYDEN 💩, and YOU)
YOU Anyways Hayden you're the worst
HAYDEN 💩 Damn fuck you too then
COREY OREY not that i'm disagreeing but what are you mad about?
HAYDEN 💩 FUCK YOU TOO COREY
MASE BABY Pls don't make me fight you in Corey's honor Hayden.
MASE BABY Bc I will not fight fair
YOU Stop arguing
YOU This is about me
YOU You left our health class and now I'm stuck with some rando as my partner for this fucking baby project
EIGHT PACK ABS I was gonna make an extremely inappropriate joke but I'm gonna refrain
EIGHT PACK ABS How do u not know this kid? It's October you've had a month to learn who people r??
YOU He's a transfer which means there's something wrong with him
MASE BABY First of all no one picked their own partners so idk why you thought Hayden being in the class would be of literally any help.
MASE BABY Second of all, what's his name again? I wanna stalk him
YOU Theo Raeken
YOU He already sounds like an ass
COREY OREY are you seriously deciding his personality based off of his name?
YOU Okay but it's pretty accurate
YOU Your name is all nice and cute like you. Whereas Brett Talbot is a douchey name, just like him
EIGHT PACK ABS
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MASE BABY The internet tells me that Theo used to live in BH and moved away
COREY OREY i love it when you stalk people through the internet
you emphasized "i love it when you stalk people through the internet"
MASE BABY 😘😘
HAYDEN💩 I bet someone we know knows him
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" THE PACK " ( DAD SCOTT, COLESLAW STILINSKI, MALIA (DPO), KIRACHU, HAYDEN 💩, EIGHT PACK ABS, ZAC, LYDS, and YOU)
YOU Do any of you know of a Theo Raeken?
YOU He's my partner in health
COLESLAW STILINSKI oH HELL NO
COLESLAW STILINSKI say it ain't so!
YOU It's so
DAD SCOTT Rip u
COLESLAW STILINSKI he was the DEVIL
COLESLAW STILINSKI verifiably a psychopath
LYDS His sister is nice though
ZAC Didn't he like,.. almost murder her? Or something??
MALIA (DPO) Relatable
KIRACHU Are we 100% that actually happened?
COLESLAW STILINSKI you need to email your teacher asap and get a new partner
COLESLAW STILINSKI he's bad news & you don't need that negative juju
YOU Well alrighty then
an | I have to do a little set up before this is actually a semi humorous story whoops. also for those of you who didn't get it— 8 pack abs is brett talbot
