Have you ever wanted a sitcom with the avengers?.
This is not it. This is a sitcom with the asgardians!
Take a gander into the lives of the asgardians with famous lines such as
"LOKI YOU HOE!".
Enjoy!!
Loki ( Tom hiddleston) - the main hoe of this story. He is blue. He is cold. He is sassy And bitch he is awesome. He...is loki La.....Odi...ehem...just loki
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Sif ( jamie alexander) The daughter of asgard The goddess of war. The strongest bitch to exist! Sif...tyr...ter...Tyre..
Tyre...editor?
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Thor odinson! The God of thunder!!! The long haired rapunzel of asgard! The weirder of mjolnir! Thot!!...I mean thor...Thor...odinson.
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Frigga ( Rene Russo) The only woman who can rock a yellow dress! The goddess of love and marriage and destiny ( according to some shitty website anyway) The only woman to reign in odins one eyed butt!! Frigga....( I can't pronounce her name either Sue me)
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Odin boredom...I mean borson! The God of...bleh we can skip this /pockets money from loki/
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Jynx lokidoittor! The daughter of loki. The goddess of chaos
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Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you. From midnite productions!!! ( Daz me)
KEEPING UP WITH THE ASGARDIANS!!!
Let's have a word from the jotunn himself.
I am Loki of Asgard and I am bur...wait,wrong dialogue!
Sorry. I am Loki of As...of jot...
I am loki.
and this is my....well, my family.
The blunt as a butter knife Sif. I shall not tell the rest of her name for it is hard to pronounce.
My *sigh* brother. Thor odinson. God of thu... bleh bleh you get it.
My *cough* father *cough* odin boredom...I mean Borson (Eheheh) and my beautiful and brilliant mother Frigga (cannot for the life of me pronounce her last name)
And of course my own little ball of destruction. Jynx. My daughter. (She is evil and I love it)
This is my family and I love the...*looks at odin* ... most of them. These stories are our lives. Hope you like them. Well you better or else YOU WILL WRITHE UNDER MY WRATH!
