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Nostalgia Critic vs Angry Video Game Nerd

Requested by JohnathenYoungs

When two critics on the Internet gets mad, it's best to get out of their way when they unleash their critical wrath

Angry Video Game Nerd

Power Suit

Super Mecha Death Christ

 Hand-to-Hand Combat

Pens

NES Zapper

Feats

Beaten the Joker, Bugs Bunny, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface and Micheal Myers

Survived a close shaved encounter with the Blood-stain bears

Beaten the Ghostbusters NES game but only with the help of Game Genie

Despite how he thinks of himself, The Nerd is willing to put himself at risk to protect his fanbase

Defeated the Critic once

Weakness

Poor bowel movements

Major anger issues

Prefers to spend his time playing games he hates

Anti-social

Mean to his guests a lot

Nostalgia Critic

Gun

Immortality 

Sharp shooting skills

Martial arts skills

Intelligience

Feats

Criticizes a work for acting insensitive about real life events, such as The Legend of the Titanic animated movie, which turned the disaster into a cliched message against whaling and established that all the passengers onboard survived the sinking.