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Jonathan 📸: so i got your message and i'll have you know i am not a little shit.

Steve 💯: yes you are

Jonathan 📸: nope.

Steve 💯: yes

Steve 💯: you are the littlest shit out of all the little shits to ever be a little shit

Jonathan 📸: oh wow.

Jonathan 📸: you put a lot of effort into statement, didn't you?

Steve 💯: yes, i did

Jonathan 📸: well if i'm a little shit, you're a little duck.

Steve 💯: a little duck?

Jonathan 📸: *fuck.

Steve 💯: nah i think you meant duck

Jonathan 📸: nope, that was all autocorrect.

Steve 💯: you sure? i mean i can pull off a pretty hot duck face

Jonathan 📸: jesus fucking christ.

Steve 💯: don't you mean jesus ducking christ?

Jonathan 📸: wOW

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