johnnyboy: i have a question
curlyholmes: i have an answer
johnnyboy: will you go out with me?
curlyholmes: ...
johnnyboy: i know it's surprising, but i do like you sherlock
curlyholmes: this isn't even a proper way to ask someone out. over text. really?
johnnyboy: if you've forgotten, you've moved to london, so it'd be hard to ask you out in person
curlyholmes: right.
johnnyboy: so is it a yes or a no?
curlyholmes: i'd really like to john, but i'm kind of seeing someone right now.
johnnyboy: oh..
curlyholmes: yeah.
johnnyboy: what's his name then?
curlyholmes: james but everyone calls him jim.
johnnyboy: and you like him?
curlyholmes: we've been on a few dates, so i guess i like him.
johnnyboy: well, that's good.
curlyholmes: you seem mad.
johnnyboy: you didn't tell me you were seeing someone so i pretty much just embarassed myself.
curlyholmes: i don't have to tell you everything.
johnnyboy: but it would've been nice to know so i wouldn't have made a fool if myself.
curlyholmes: you didn't though
johnnyboy: yes i did.
johnnyboy: jim seems like a prick.
curlyholmes: are you stalking him?
johnnyboy: no.
curlyholmes: yes you are
johnnyboy: i just want to make sure he's not going to hurt you.
curlyholmes: if he hurts me, i'll give you his adress so you can go beat him up, deal?
johnnyboy: deal.
johnnyboy: how rich is he?
curlyholmes: pretty damn rich
johnnyboy: make sure you get some money before you break up
curlyholmes: john!
johnnyboy: i'm just saying. you could by some pretty nice chemistry equipment with the money his father makes
curlyholmes: we are not talking about this.
johnnyboy: fine
johnnyboy: he does have a nice butt tho
curlyholmes: what did i just say?
johnnyboy: sorry.
johnnyboy: :)
