Chapter 12: Friendlier Jungkook

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hipsdontlie: YAH

hipsdontlie: JUSTIN SEAGULL

jjk97: what do you want?

hipsdontlie: can you send me a selfie of yourself?

jjk97: why?

hipsdontlie: IM DYING BCOZ OF MATH HOMEWORK AND I NEED TO REVIVE BACK TO LIFE

hipsdontlie: SO PLS

hipsdontlie: HELP A GIRL OUT

jjk97:  ask your crush for help.

hipsdontlie: BUT YOU'RE EQUALLY AS HOT

jjk97: how is that possible?

hipsdontlie: CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE THE SAME PERSON

jjk97: what? are you serious?

hipsdontlie: nO

hipsdontlie: i'm a humAN

hipsdontlie: hOW MANY tImES muST i rePEAT mYSELF

jjk97: you know what i mean.

hipsdontlie: nO

hipsdontlie: i AcTUALLY DONT

hipsdontlie: enLighten me

jjk97: ugh, don't bother.

hipsdontlie: cAn u sENd me yOUR selfie PLEASE

jjk97: no.

hipsdontlie: BITCH I SAID PLEASE

jjk97: fine.

jjk97: don't blame me if your screen cracks because of my ugliness.

hipsdontlie: nAH

hipsdontlie: TRUST ME

hipsdontlie: iT wONT

jjk97:

hipsdontlie: OMFG

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hipsdontlie: OMFG

hipsdontlie: MY SCREEN FUCKING CRACKED

hipsdontlie: pAY foR mY phONE

jjk97: told you it will crack because of my ugliness.

hipsdontlie: tHATS nOT iT

hipsdontlie: yOU looK so yUmmy tHAt i dRoppEd my pHOnE

hipsdontlie: AND NOW ITS CRACKED

hipsdontlie: I TOLD YOU TO REVIVE ME

hipsdontlie: NOT KILL ME AGAIN

hipsdontlie: LIKE WHY MUST YOU LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD

hipsdontlie: uGH wHY ❤️💙😫🔥

hipsdontlie: AND

hipsdontlie: iS tHat yOUr bED?

jjk97: it is. why?

hipsdontlie: iMaGiNE

hipsdontlie: yOu on top of ME

hipsdontlie: biTINg yOUR liP

hipsdontlie: fUCKiNg mE uP liKE thERES NO TOMORROW

hipsdontlie: bAbY gRInd oN mE

jjk97: why? you want me to?

hipsdontlie: YES

hipsdontlie: i meAN-

hipsdontlie: WAIT

hipsdontlie: DID YOU JUST INCREASE THE SEXUAL TENSION?

hipsdontlie: OH MAN HOLY SHIT

hipsdontlie: SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR

jjk97: chill. i'm still the same Jungkook.

jjk97: just a friendlier one.

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