BTS // big memes and big dreams [TEXTFIC]

the meme begins

first fic no laugh or i cry

groupnames//:

jin: foodscrems

namjoon: Grammar

hoseok: hopey

yoongi: softbutbitter

taehyung: deepocean

jimin: slutdropper

jungkook: muscleman6969

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bighit added

foodscrems,Grammar,hopey,softbutbitter,deepocean,slutdropper,muscleman6969 to the chat

bighit made foodscrems,Grammar administrators.

bighit left the group.

foodscrems: ok hello what the hecking heck.

muscleman6969: hello and why are we here because i only added bighit man for a job interview and i have no idea why i'm here.

Grammar: It seems we're in a predicament, I tried contacting the employer about this but he seemed to have blocked me.

slutdropper: wHat tHe Fu ck. I JUst WanTed A j Ob AnD  I GE T put In A C HaT WiTh StRaNg E RS.

Grammar: We have no explanation and it seems we cannot leave, he must just want us to talk..?

softbutbitter: i just woke up from my nap and i see this shit.

foodscrems: ok stop swearing, lets just introduce ourselves. my name is seokjin and i love food.

Grammar: My name is Namjoon, My nickname is RM and I love to rap.

muscleman6969: the name is jungkook, scale is InTernAtIoNaL pLAyBOy.

slutdropper: cute. my name is jimin and i love to dance and i love cute things >////<

softbutbitter: min yoongi.

hopey: what is this, im scared..

hopey: i'm your hope.. hoseok..

deepocean: asffffgfdfskkkkkkkkkkdgsnjdnfjdajffffffffnaksnjsanndjsfnasnf

deepocean: sorry i dropped my phone, my name is taehyung and i like party yes.

foodscrems: okay very interesting. whrere do u live

muscleman6969: whrere.

hopey: i just moved to seoul recently!

softbutbitter: same..

foodscrems: oh really? so did i.

Grammar: So most of us moved to seoul recently?

muscleman6969: yeah, i did too.

deepocean: strnage s o dis i.

foodscrems: ok lets say we all moved to seoul recently. does that mean we could meet up..? i mean i think we need pictures of eachother first before we get too ahead of ourselves but i'm pretty sure by the ways we type and that we're all looking for jobs we're all around 20?

Grammar: I'm 23.

hopey: omg same!!!

softbutbitter: 24.

muscleman: 20

deepocean: 22

slutdropper: 22

deepocean: its like we're soulmates we just said that at the same time..

Grammar: You didn't say it, you actually typed it.

slutdropper: ok wtf who let this partypooper into the chat..?

foodscrems: lol im the oldest im 25.

slutdropper: ok pics or didnt happen.

foodscrems: [pictures broke]

Grammar: What is this beautiful humanbeing..

muscleman6969:  [pictures broke lol]

deepocean: i think i gay.

slutdropper: holy shit, i said i liked cute things but this is a sexy thing and i like it.

softbutbitter: i swear ive seen you somewhere..

hopey: it speaks.

hopey: can we take a second to just like appreciate these pictures though..?

softbutbitter: no but really i think i have seen jungkook somewhere before.

muscleman6969: i busk alot in the streets of seoul, a couple of days ago i busked with a guy who played the piano really well.

softbutbitter: oh thats where, i was the guy playing the piano. thanks to you i made up a new song from your lyrics, luckily i recorded it.

muscleman6969: oh sweet, you're a good pianist btw.

hopey: thats like the weirdest coincidence ever..

Grammar: Anyway, back to the real issue. Why did we get put into this chat and why was I blocked?

slutdropper: i dont think you're the only one who was blocked.

deepocean: i have a friend who works with illegal hacking and stuff, i could ask him to help us. its gonna cost us tho.

slutdropper: i cant leave this chat and i dont want to pay. im broke as it is

Grammar: I believe we're all broke as we're looking for jobs and ended up in a chat despite not knowing each other.

deepocean: lol

hopey: rip

muscleman6969: no its ok, i like that we've all been put in this group together.

hopey: yes we dont need no reasons to make friends :DDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

softbutbitter: sunshine.

hopey: what?

softbutbitter: nothing.

Grammar: Its gotten late, I think we should all go to sleep and then come back on this chat tomorrow, maybe we could discuss some meeting dates or something. If we're going to be friends we should all meet up or something.

foodscrems: i agree on this but the children should sleep first!

softbutbitter: ok night.

hopey: soft but sleepy more like lol.

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