BTS // big memes and big dreams [TEXTFIC]

innuendos

groupnames//:

jin: actualeomma

namjoon:destructiongod

hoseok:sunshine

yoongi: softbutbitter

taehyung: boxsmile

jimin: literalangel

jungkook: rabbitman

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8am

rabbitman: dasi run run run

literalangel: nan meomchul suga eobseo

actualeomma: its like 8 in the morning wtf.

rabbitman: well, i'm doing my morning jog and i just felt like singing.

actualeomma: wElL OKAy Do IT iN ppRiVaTE chAt ThEn

literalangel: CAUGHT IN A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

rabbitman: sungyeolhaessdeon nal chajajwo

literalangel: i geojit soge

rabbitman: heeonal su eopseo

actualeomma: ok can you stop? i'm going back to bed.

rabbitman: why were you up anyway? a single message couldnt get you up.

actualeomma: i can be up when i want to and go back to bed when i can ok?

rabbitman: ok.

11am

softbutbitter: swag good morning.

sunshine: good morning ;*)

softbutbitter: yo.

sunshine: how'd you sleep..?

softbutbitter: good hbu.

sunshine: good ;*)

actualeomma: gay.

sunshine: good morning to you too, and i'm not gay.

actualeomma: mhm...

softbutbitter: pretty sure the gay one here is you, i saw how you were looking at namjoon yesterday ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

actualeomma: lol what lol no lol xd lol

softbutbitter: who even uses xd ironically these days wtf.

sunshine: i just whacked my hand on my desk because i was laughing and now it hurts

actualeomma: the only way is to cut it off before the desk spreads to your hand,in a matter of time you will become a desk

sunshine: oh my god, really?

sunshine: YOONGI WHAT SHOULD I DO

sunshine: im screaming

actualeomma: it's a deskease

actualeomma: or hobi is deskguised as a human

actualeomma: deskgusting.

softbutbitter: i want to kill myself

sunshine: will i really turn into a desk though!?!

softbutbitter: no but i want to kill myself.

sunshine: phew, but please dont kill yourself you're too cute to die

softbutbitter: are you saying this cus im small?