BTS // big memes and big dreams [TEXTFIC]

charlie puss

groupnames//:

jin: actualeomma

namjoon:destructiongod

hoseok:sunshine

yoongi: softbutbitter/sadisticshit

taehyung: boxsmile

jimin: literalangel

jungkook: rabbitman/justinseagull

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sunshine: ive been thinking about this for 3 days.

sunshine: why did jimin take a picture of kookie choking instead of asking if he was alright or helping him?

softbutbitter: the pain of others is good.

softbutbitter: you only need to worry if they step on legos or die.

actualeomma changed softbutbitter name to sadisticshit

literalangel: finally someone understands.

sadisticshit: jin, i hope u step on legos

literalangel: anyway, tae and kookie had a sleepover without me and i heard namjin went on a date.

sadisticshit: what the fucks a namjin

literalangel: namjoon x jin

literalangel: namjin

literalangel: im a gineus

literalangel: gienus

literalangel: ginus

literalangel: idk if thats right.

sadisticshit: haha you got it right there man hahaahaahaha

actualeomma: 1. how did you know 2. its genius you fuck and 3. what about tae and kookie ;)

literalangel: 1. namjoon told me because he was scared he was going to screw it up and thought i was the romantic one so consulted me about it. 2. i am a genius yes. 3. tae and kookie discussed a sleepover in the maknae chat but i couldnt come so i'm heading over to taes place this morning to play some games with them and shadiddle.

literalangel: he also told me to let myself in #soulmateprivileges

actualeomma: they'd look good together tbh..

sunshine: i agree lol >^<

actualeomma: i think i bought too much pork belly and now my fridge is full.

sadisticshit: make some paninis or smth with it. i would take some off you because i havent had meat in ages

sunshine: you cook?

sadisticshit: yes, only a little

sunshine: wow cool ^3^

actualeomma: lol ill leave some out for you then, come pick it up.

sadisticshit: cheers mate.

literalangel: k so im at taes house.

literalangel: and i forgot where he said he left the key.

literalangel: i have to scroll up 200 messages

literalangel: ok so tae is clique, that rhymed but he put it under a plant pot but didnt specify which one.

literalangel: pick a number from 1 to 6

sadisticshit: 6

sunshine: 5