connections ➯ chris evans

072 ➸ MESSAGES

cole slaw sent you a message!
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where you be??

sorry, got caught up w friends!!! i'll b down
in five.

oh ok cool. i got a question i wanna ask
u so hurry tf up b!!!

you text like me. it's cute.
BUT BACK OFF.
my lingo beyotch.

uh....,, i'm sorry????
i believe i created this phenomenon back in
hs & u copied me as soon as u and i lost
touch.
come @ me again sweetie & see what
happens 💁🏻‍♂️💖💋

if i had known any better, i'd think u
were me.

only in my dreams.

:/ idk how to take that.

it's a good thing i guess. ANYWAY GET UR
ASS DOWN HERE qt.

like the lil "qt" at the end. really cancels
out all the aggressiveness.

😊
what can i say?

ok stop texting me i'll be down in 2

k.

K & A PERIOD.
YOU GOT BALLS MY FRIEND.
B A L L S

ya i do.
now get down here & pummel my ass or
whatever. just quit texting me from
ur room. i'm getting cold.

k
(-;