076 ➸ GROUPCHAT

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roadtrippin' rascals
[ chrissy, mack attack, seb sandwich, foDANG, lover lizzie, arsonist arden ]

foDANG
when will my love return from
the war?

lover lizzie
i'm already here bitch

foDANG
i mean arden.......,,,,...

me
awkward u didn't realize that, liz.
what a fool!!
she doesn't get us.

foDANG
nobody gets us arden.
u and me against the world.

seb sandwich
it is with heavy hearts that we
report that arden has SNATCHED
lizzie's man.
we ask that u give lizzie privacy
during this difficult time.

lover lizzie
hurt, but not surprised.
at least it's arden & not anthony

mack attack
i can kick u off this trip liz.
it's not too late.
don't test me.

lover lizzie
🙄🙄🙄
anyway!!!!
arden, has the lovely cole let u
go long enough that u are on ur
way home??

me
lizzie stfu ok
i'm being attacked for living my
best life.
i'll be w you all in a few hours ok !!
pls hop off my ass !!
(jk ily all do we need anymore snacks
for the trip????)

chrissy
WAIT WHAT
Who is Cole???
Wait.... i know who he is.
I wore his clothes a few months
back...

seb sandwich
i apologize for chris. i'm convinced
he falls off the face of the earth &
only comes back to quote walt whitman
and take part in political discourse
on twitter.
then he dies again.

me
that's ok.
anyway, i fr gotta yeet!!!
this stewardess boutta snatch my
phone so rip me!!!
someone come pick me up in like
2 hours.

foDANG
nose goes

mack attack
i actually want to but i still
have to pack so........

lover lizzie
ANTHONY U FUCKIN Mess
but me too.

seb sandwich
I think all of us do......

chrissy
Not me!!
I'll go get her. Then I'll be able
to catch up on her crazy life that
you guys already seem very
informed about.

seb sandwich
maybe if you weren't so damn busy
trying to be america's next big
transcendentalist, you'd know
arden was hangin' w cole!!!

lover lizzie
love ur political activism dude but
also rt what seb said.
we just don't wanna explain her
messiness, u know?

chrissy
yeah yeah anyway.
i'll get her. you guys pack.

me
came back from the dead to see
my fuckin name being slandered.
LEave me ALONEEEE.
ok bye fr this time.

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