Daddy...WANT TO HAVE FUN?
omg what is this
Daddy needs play time with you tonight
Meet me at 3am in the bathtub.
Oh no
RYAN WAS KNEELING IN THE BATHTUB
No
Let's not go there....STAY AWAY MY DARLINGS
Anyway
Today...
I was doing this weird thing in the bathroom in front of the mirror
I WAS BEING A SEASAW
And I was singing Let it Go with these lyrics:
The ruptured daddy's glow bright on the mountain tonight,
Their tails...waggling in the breeze.
A mountain of Chaplin necks are
Communicating with fleas.
Their knees are howling like a swinging kitty leg in the sky
Couldn't let Chappy see...Noble knows why.
ULFRIC KNOWS
ULFRIC STORMCLOAK KNOWS
CHAPLIN UNLEASH YOUR CORRUPTED NASALS RIGHT AWAY
BECAUSE ULFRIC KNOWS
YES HE KNOWS
HES READY WITH HIS JAGGED TAIL
WAG WAG WAG
GOES ULFRICS TAIL TONIGHT
Chaplin don't go
Nobles rockets coming down to save you.
-weird musical part-
Okay I'm dying
WHY IS ULFRIC STORMCLOAK FROM SKYRIM WAGGLING A JAGGED, JUICY TAIL ON A MOUNTAIN IN FRONT OF CHAPLIN AT NIGHT
Help. Me
YOU ARE READING
My weird dreams and notes (must read it's terrifying)
RandomOkay so I decided to make a dreams book noting down all my weirdest dreams. Seriously, you should be scared. Theirs also some random notes of my life with my bff @that_one_random_emo Will be updating when I get more dysfunctional dreams
