Pick up lines

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Bold is the person being flirted on

Tanaka-
"Are you McDonald's? 'Cause I'm loving it."

Noya-
"You dropped something!"
What did I drop?
*points to ground*
Your standards!

Kuroo-
Hey are you catnip? Cause I'm crazy for you.

Yama-
I'm a good photographer, and I can picture you and me together.

Oikawa-I study aliens, but man, you're out of this world

Tsukishima-
Idk man who- Are you a part of
.00000001% of the human population? Because I actually enjoy your presence.

Bokuto- did you sit on a pile of sugar, cause you got a sweet ass.

Last time Asahi did a pick up line he just passed out from embarrassment

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I cringed so much while making these

Bai! <3
:D

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