Supernatural Season 3 Quotes

Episode 2

The Kids are Alright

Sam: That knife you had... you can kill demons with that thing?

Ruby: Sure comes in hardy when you have to swoop in and save the damsel in distress.

Sam: Where you get it?

Ruby: Skymail.

Dean: Is that Humphrey? The one that needs to lay off the burgers?

Ben: You know who else thinks they're awesome? Chicks! It's like hot-chick city out there!

Dean: What? Someone had to teach him to kick a bully in the nads.

Sam: How many dying wishes are you going to get?

Dean: As many as I can squeeze out.

Sam: Why are you following me?

Ruby: I'm interested in you.

Sam: Why?

Ruby: Because you're tall. I love a tall man!

Dean: Ya'know how I never mentioned my job? This is my job.

Lisa: I so didn't want to know that.

Sam: So let me get this straight. You want to drive all the way to Cicero just to hook up with some random chick?

Dean: She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life!

Sam: Oh, I was just ordering pizza.

Dean: Dude, you do realize that you're in a restaurant?

Sam: Yeah! Oh, yeah, yeah... I just felt like pizza, ya'know?

Dean: Okay... Weirdy McWeirderton.

Sam: You're a demon!

Ruby: Don't be such a rasist.

Dean: Come on, smile, Sam. God knows I'm going to be smiling after 24 hours with Gumby Girl. Gumby Girl... does that make me Pokey?

Dean: Hey. So, I, uh, met Ben. Cool kid.

Lisa: Yeah.

Dean: You know, I couldn't help but notice that, uh, he's turning 8. You and me... you know.

Lisa: You're not trying to ask me if he's yours?

Dean: No. No, of course not. He's not, is he?

Lisa: What? No.

Dean: Right.

Sam: Why would you possibly want to help me? 

Ruby: I have my reasons. Not all demons are the same, Sam. Not all of us want the same thing. Me? I wanna help help you from time to time. That's all... if you let me, there's something in it for you.

Sam: What could you possibly...

Ruby: I could save your brother.

Lisa: Ben may not be your kid, but he wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for you. That's a lot, if you ask me.

Dean: You know, just for the record, you got a great kid. I would have been proud to be his dad.

Dean: We'll just drag the kids, lay them out, torch them in the front lawn. That'll ply great with the neighbors.

Ben: No, don't go over there. Only bitches send a grown-up.

Dean: You're not wrong.

Ben: And I'm not a bitch.

Ruby: Ummm, these are amazing. It's like deep fried crack. Try some.