Supernatural Season 3 Quotes

Episode 11

Mystery Spot

Dean: I'm telling you, Sam, this job is small-fry. We should be spending our time hunting down Bela.

Sam: Sure, we'll get right on that. Where is she again?

Dean: Shut up.

Waitress: Here's your hot sauc... (lady drops it) oh cra... (Sam catches it) Thanks!

Dean: Nice reflexes.

Sam: They weren't reflexes. I knew it was going to happen.

Dean: All right, all right. We'll go tonight after closing, get us a nice long look.

Sam: Wait... what? No!

Dean: Why not?

Sam: Uhh... Let's just go now, right now. Business hours! Nice and crowded.

Dean: My God, you're a freak.

Sam: Yesterday was Tuesday but today is Tuesday too!

Dean: ...yeah. You're totally balanced.

Sam: You don't remember any of this? 

Dean: Remember what?

Sam: This. Today. Like, like it's happened before?

Dean: You mean like deja vu?

Sam: No. I mean, like it's, like it's really happened before.

Dean: Yeah. Like deja vu.

Sam: No! Forget about deja vu! I'm asking you if it feels like we're living yesterday all over again?

Dean: Okay, how is that not deja...

Sam: Don't! Don't say it! Just don't.

Dean: And?

Sam: And what?

Dean: Did it look cool, like in the movies?

Sam: You peed yourself.

Dean: Of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!

Dean: I'm not gonna die, not today.

Sam: Twice now I've watched you die and I can't. I won't do it again, okay? You're just gonna have to believe me. Please?

Dean: Okay. I still think you're nuts, but...

Sam: So you don't believe me?

Dean: It's a little crazy. I mean even-for-us crazy. You know like, uh...

Sam: Dingo-ate-my-baby crazy?

Dean: How'd you know I was gonna say that?

Sam: Because you said it before, Dean. That's my whole point.

Dean: Everybody's fine. Nobody's gonna get hurt, okay? Sammy? Maybe you should drop the axe and let this guy go. What do you say?

Sam: Something's gotta be going on here, I intend to find out what.

Dean: Place is tom up pretty good, dude. Time to give it a rest.

Sam: NO! I'm gonna take it down to studs.

Dean: Sammy, that's enough. Give me the axe.

Sam: Leave it, Dean.

Dean: Give it!

Sam: No, you give it!

Dean: Let, let go! Come on!

Sam: No, Dean. Leave it.

Dean: Come on!

Sam: Dean? Oh, no.

Dean: Sammy, I get all tingly when you take control like that.

Dean: You mean we can't even go out for breakfast?

Sam: You'll thank me when it's Wednesday.

Dean: Whatever that means.

Dean: These tacos taste funny to you?

Sam and Dean: Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out, Sam. Sam. You think you're funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up... okay, enough!

Sam: It's Wednesday!

Dean: Yeah, which usually comes after Tuesday. Turn that thing off, would ya?

Sam: What, are you kidding? This isn't the most beautiful song you ever heard?

Dean: No! Geez, how many Tuesdays did you have?

Trickster: Whoever said Dean was the dysfunctional one has never seen you with a sharp object in your hands.

Trickster: Sam, there's a lesson here that I've been trying to drill into that freakish Cro-Magnon skull of yours.

Trickster: Dean's your weakness. The bad guys know it too. He's gonna be the death of you, Sam. Sometimes you've just gotta let people go.

Sam: I had a weird dream.

Dean: Yeah? Clowns or midgets?